Mom:Hi, excuse me Miss? Im looking for a dress shoe. My usual pair that Ive had for years have finally been stretched out of shape. They dont provide any support anymore. Salesgirl:Sure, what kind of shoe are you looking for? Weve got strappy sandals...
A: Ive decided to grow my own garden! B: What? You dont know the first thing about gardening! A: On the contrary, I have been reading a lot of books about the subject. B: Oh yeah? Tell me then, smarty pants, how will you go about setting up your gard...
Mom:Hi! I am looking for a pair of shoes for my son. Salesgirl:Sure thing! Here we are! If youre looking for dress shoes, we have several different styles of Oxfords for boys. We also carry athletic shoes, hiking boots. Mom:Oh Jacob, how about these...
A: Oh, George, what a beautiful day it is today! The sun is hot and there are just a few clouds scattered here and there! What a perfect day to be at the beach! The kids are going to have so much fun! And well be able to relax in the sun while theyre...
A: Trina, will you marry me? B: Yes! Yes! And yes! Jared ,of course Ill marry you! A: Oh, Babe, I cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you! I cant wait for all the adventures were going to have, for all the fights and the laughter. I cant wa...
A: OK Mark, its your turn to ring the doorbell. I did it last time. B: I hate going door to door, and I hate asking for money. A: But we need to raise enough money for the school fundraiser so that our class can win the pizza party! You do want to ha...
Sammy: Alright, lets run through this one more time from the top. I will be positioned here, across from the bank on this park bench. Now, according to the intel we got from Jimmy... Ralph: Ah, whos Jimmy? Sammy: Jeez Ralph! Pay attention, will ya? J...
Detective MeGee: Alright,Officer McGraw,Give it to me straight, what are we looking at here? McGraw: Detective MeGee! Were glad to see you! We could sure use your expertise on this one. Its a break-in, but nothing seems to have been stolen. We receiv...
Officer Brown: OK,Sally, we have an artist here to help us. Well ask you questions about the bank robber you saw and Paul will draw a picture. Are you ready? Sally: Yes, hmmm. Well, he had brown hair... long hair...and he had some facial hair... was...
A: So whats your guys take on all this global warming hysteria in the media? B: Its pretty serious, man. There have been tons of scientific studies and the scientific community says that the earth is heating up. We need to make some drastic changes t...