Unit 11 Amazing pig 单元 11 惊人的猪 A reporter hear about an amazing pig and goes out to the farm in Arkansas to get the story. He finds the farmer near teh barn and asks him if the rumors about his pig are ture. 一名记者听闻有条惊人的...
Unit 10 Who Killed My Dog? 单元 10 谁杀了我的狗? A timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx , and clearing his throat asked, Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter ? 一个害羞的小...
Unit 9 Bartender, Give Me Another! 单元 9 酒保，再来一杯! A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it a...
Unit 7 Sunbathing 单元 7 日光浴 Jen spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. 珍的假期几乎都在旅馆屋顶上沐日光浴。 She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one co...
Unit 6 Hot Air Balloon 单元 6 热气球 A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. 有个人驾着热气球，却发现自己迷路了。他降低高度后，发现下面有个人。...
Unit 5 Who's Got Brains? 单元 5 谁有脑子? In the hospital, where their family member laygravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired andsomber. 家属全部聚集在医院的等候室，守着...
Unit 4 Good Excuse 单元 4 好借口 There was a middle-aged man who bought a Mercedes convertible 2000. 有个中年男子买了一辆奔驰2000敞篷车。 He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through w...
Unit 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen 单元 3 最棒的事 Three old men were sitting around and talking. 三个老头坐在一起聊天。 The 80-year-old remarked, The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good...
Unit 2 Amazing Pet 单元 2 令人惊讶的宠物 A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everyting. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. 有个人走进一家宠物店，跟老板说要买一只万能宠...
Unit 1 Good Fortune, Bad Fortune 单元1 好运和霉运 A frog goes to have his fortune told. 有只青蛙跑去算命。 The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says, Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to wa...
