MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man retu...
Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点 This house, said the real-estate salesman, has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterho...
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手。 来源: 英文阅读网...
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other woman replied, Yes I am, I married the wrong man either 在一个鸡尾酒舞会上， 一个女人对另外一个女人说：你结婚戒指带错手指了。 另一...
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman...
A company, claiming to be an equal opportunities employer（声称是一个平等机会的雇主）, advertised a vacancy （为一个这位空缺登出广告）for someone who could type, use a computer and was bilingual（双语的，会应用两种语言的）. A dog saw the sign, went i...
Archive for the 'Jokes and Humor' CategoryThurs day - June 5, 2008 Doctor Jokes by Henny YoungmanHenny Youngman was a comedian most famous and popular in the U.S. in the 1950s. He was known for his one-liners, which are short, simple jokes that are...
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? 昨天给你的钱干什么了？ I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. 我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说。 You're a good boy, said...
English Jokes Selections (2) 五 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and p...
English Jokes Selections (1) 一 Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to th...
