A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted voice, Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper. After she leaves th...
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280！ Herman says，I know, but th...
One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and says, HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you??? The man thinks and says, Sure, ca...
Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I accompanied her to have fried cicadae（蝉）. Habitually she rubbed her grease fingers on her real silk shor...
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours．Then he started again，and said he：Let me ask the evolutionist a questionif we had tails like a baboon，where are they？ I'll venture an answer， said an old lady．We have worn them...
Two snakes were slithering through a field. One snake turned to the other and asked, Do you suppose we are poisonous snakes? I don't know, replied the other, Why? Well, said the first, I just bit my lip 更多英文笑话...
The California State Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the Yosemite and Mammoth areas. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as...
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？ 服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。 来源: 英文阅读网 笑话...
An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, Hurry over here,muh house is on fahr! OK, replied the fireman, how do we get there? Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big r...
Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, Tomorrow rain. The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, Tomorrow storm. The next day th...
