On a beautiful Octorber day, my husband and I were taking a drive through the Georgia mountains. When traffic slowed to snail's pace, we assumed there was road construction or an accident ahead. My husband reached for the CB radio and asked, Can anyo...
Two young women were out walking in the country on a hot summers day when they saw a beautiful lake close to the road. Its so hot! Lets go for a swim in that lake to cool down! suggested the first woman. But we havent got any swimming things to put o...
US President Barack Obama has declared a state of emergency in Texas as Hurricane Alex threatens the coast with winds of over 100mph (155km/h). 飓风亚历克斯以每小时100英里的速度袭击德克萨斯州海岸，奥巴马总统宣布德州进...
You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. Well, said his mother laughing, Next time you should run after a taxi, you will s...
A Life for a Life The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops, and Savage was living ...
DEAR REDNECK SON, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from home, so we moved. I won't be able to se...
A big-time negotiator was out fishing one day when he caught a strange looking fish. He reeled the fish in, unhooked it, and threw it on the ground next to him. The fish started writhing in agony and, to the negotiator's surprise, said, Please throw...
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep th...
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure? Why, officer? asks the blonde. Because your blous...
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, So you're a priest. I...
