21. Would You Walk to China If You Had the Time? Would you walk to China if you had the time? Would you leave at a quarter to three? Would you walk to China if you had the time? Would you walk to China with me? Of course, Id walk to China if I had th...
19. Panic on Being Late What time is it? What time is it? Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! What time is it? What time is it? Please hurry up! Were going to be late! Oh, I dont have time To talk to you now. Im late, Im late, Im terribly late. H...
18. Twelve Cans of Tuna Fish Rag Twelve cans! Twelve cans! Twelve cans of tuna fish. Twelve cans. How many cans? Twelve, twelve. Did you say twelve? Yes, I said twelve. Twelve cans of what? Twelve cans of fish. Twelve cans of fish? Yes, fish, yes, fi...
17. On a Diet First she gave up smoking. Then she gave up gin. Then she gave up chocolate cake. She wanted to be thin. Then she gave up breakfast. Then she gave up lunch. On lazy Sunday mornings She even gave up brunch. No matter what she gave up Her...
16. Departure and Return Home Departure Have a wonderful trip! Have a wonderful trip! Dont forget to call me When you get back. Have a wonderful trip! Have a wonderful trip! Dont forget to call me When you get back. Have a wonderful trip! Dont worry,...
15. Do You Know Mary? Do you know Mary? Mary who? Mary McDonald. Of course I do. Do you know her little brother? Yes, of course I do. I know her older sister, Betty. And her younger sister, Sue. Do you know her Aunt Yes, of course I do. I know her au...
14. Personal Questions Where you born? Id rather not say. Where are you from? Id rather not say. How tall are you? How old are you? How much do you weight? Id rather not say. How much rent do you pay? Id rather not say. How much do you make? Id rathe...
13. More Bad Luck The bread was stale, It was four days old. The milk was sour. The coffee was cold. The butter was rancid. The steak was tough. The service was dreadful. The waiter was rough. My bill was huge. His tip was small. Im sorry I went to t...
12. A Bad Day I overslept and missed my train, Slipped on the sidewalk In the pouring rain, Sprained my ankle, Skinned my knees, Broke my glasses, Lost my keys, Got stuck in the elevator, It wouldnt go, Kicked it twice and stubbed my toe. Bought a pe...
11. Taking Credit Whose book is this? Its mine. Its mine. Are you sure its not his? No, no, its mine! Whose work is this? This beautiful work! Its mine! Its mine! Its mine! Its mine! Whose work is this? This beautiful work! Its his! Its his! Its his!...
