An Ear for Business 经商之耳 was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. 汤姆工作时发生严重意外。他因为摔倒撞到地板上的瓷砖,两只耳朵被扯掉了。 Since he was...
A String in A Bar 绳子上酒吧 A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender looks at the string and says, Sorry, Dude. We don't serve strings in here. You are going to have to go somewhere else. The string is angry a...
A Chicken to A Library 小鸡上图书馆 A chicken walks into a library. He goes to the front counter and says, Buck. The librarian thinks this is very cute. She says, Oh, aren't you cute. You want a book. So, she gives the chicken a book and he goe...
A Chicken to A Library 小鸡上图书馆 A chicken walks into a library. He goes to the front counter and says, Buck. The librarian thinks this is very cute. She says, Oh, aren't you cute. You want a book. So, she gives the chicken a book and he goe...
Duck Food 鸭食 A duck walks into a bakery and asks the baker, Hey, you got any duck food? 有只鸭子走进一家面包店问面包师傅:嘿,这里有什么鸭食吗? The baker looks down at the duck and says, No. Get out of here you're bad...
Too Close for Comfort 第10单元 危险的亲密接触 A guy goes to a barbershop for his weekly shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. 有个家伙每个礼拜都会上理发...
Shuttering in a Store 百货公司口吃男 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks the boy at the counter, W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment? 有名口吃很严重的粗壮肌肉男,...
Talking Parrot 会说话的鹦鹉 A lady was walking down the street to work. A parrot was perched on the side-walk outside a pet store. 一名女士走路上班时经过一家宠物店,看到有只鹦鹉栖息在店外人行道上。 The parrot sa...
Niece and Nephew 第7单元 外甥女和外甥 There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. 有名妇女怀了双胞胎,结果在小孩要出生前不久,因为发生意外...
A Girl in Grocery Store 第6单元 杂货店的女孩 A guy observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her basket. 有个人在杂货店里注意到一名妇女,篮子里带着一个三岁小女孩。 As they passed the coo...