So, I've figured out what I've got that Slaggy Lindsay doesn't. 而且，我找到一个Slaggy Lindsay没有的东西 Hair on the back of your legs? 你腿上的毛发？ The Angus advantage.- What? Angus的优势，什么？ Robbie loves cats and so...
Mum? Dad? 老妈，老爸 I just want you both to know how much I really appreciate all you've done for me. 我只是想你们知道，我真的感谢你们为我做的那么多事 I mean, it can't be easy since you can hardly remember being my age 我...
Maybe they're just mates. 可能他们只是普通朋友 Don't be a plonker, El.Mates don't hold hands. 别傻了，普通朋友不会拉手的 I already feel fed up with boys,and I haven't had anything to do with them yet. 我已经开始讨厌男孩了...
How am I ever going to be able to face him again? 我还有什么脸面去见他啊？ My mum is so beyond the Valley of the Thick. 我老妈笨的太离谱了。 She wasn't that bad.- What? Telling the only cool boy in Eastbourne I have flatulence i...
Here you go.- Thanks, Robbie. 给你，谢谢，Robbie That's all right. Can't let my brother work hard serving good looking girls without a cup of tea. 好了，让我哥一个人辛苦地服侍两位美女太辛苦，我总该倒杯茶给他吧 Sor...
God, I'm having a nervy B. 老天，我太紧张了 We've only gone over the plan a gazillion times. 我们已经演练好多次了 You don't need to have a breakdown.Just stick to your lines and we'll be fine. 你别这样，只要演好你自己的角...
So, the sex gods are twins. 哦，那两个性感的家伙是双胞胎 C'est magnifique. Marvy. 我们要搞上他们，太妙了 But they're not identical.- Obviously, Jas. 但他们两个是不同的，当然，Jas They're two years above us. 他们比...
So, what's the best thing about having a boyfriend then? 那么找个男朋友最棒的事是什么？ It just feels really natural.You know, really grown up. 才会有真正的真实的感觉，你知道，真正长大的感觉 And the snogging is w...
Welcome to the tragic universe that is my sad life. 欢迎到悲惨世界，那是我悲惨的生活 Why? I'll give you five major reasons why. 你问为什么？我给你五个理由 Number one,my parents are from the Stone Age. 第一，我父母来自...
For the zillionth time, Dad, I'm an adult.You don't have to stalk me. 都这么长时间了，老爸，我是个成人了，你别老跟我 Georgia,I said I'm dropping you off. Georgia,我说，我帮你脱下来吧 Now, just take off that shelland g...
