Billy is humming loudly Jennifer: Shut up...Billy...BILLY! Billy: [Takes off his earphones] What! Jennifer: Wow! What's that? Billy: It's my new radio earphone. Jennifer: It's so small that I didn't notice it. Billy: What were you screaming at me for...
Stanley: Here! Here! Use my card! Ryan: No you don't! I should treat my new brother-in-law! Stanley: Not on my life! I'm the best man, so I pay! Ryan: OK, OK. On one condition. Stanley: What's that? Ryan: You come back here with me tomorrow, and it's...
The fruit girl reappears Waitress: Hi, again. Can I get you some more fruit? Ryan: Actually, I don't think I can eat another bite! Waitress: OK. I'll go then. Ryan: Actually, I think we want to pay our bill. Waitress: If you give me your credit card,...
Jack: Look! Allen has the mike! Ryan: I thought he only liked to listen? Jack: That was before he heard Stanley sing! I guess he couldn't stand it anymore, so he decided to give it a try himself! Jack: [Sound of Allen singing] Hey, Allen has a really...
Stanley: Hey! What happened?! My song was only half way through and it skipped to the next song. Jack: I don't know what happened! Stanley: You cancelled the song, didn't you, Jack? Jack: No, I didn't. Really! Stanley: Then, is the machine broken or....
After 30 minutes Allen: Is Stanley still singing that Elvis song? He's really hogging the mike! Ryan: If I hear Love Me Tender one more time, I think I'm going to go crazy! Allen: He sounds like a sick cow! Ryan: Can we adjust the pitch a little? May...
Jack: OK, Allen. It's your turn. Are you ready? Allen: I really would rather just listen. Isn't there anyone else who wants to sing? Jack: Come on! In the two hours we've been here you haven't sung even one song! Allen: I know, but...Hey, Stanley's h...
Fruit waitress reappears. Waitress: Hello again! Here's another fruit tray for you. Ryan: Oh, hi again! Hey, the fruit looks different this time. Waitress: I make each one a little different. It's a way for me to express my creativity! Ryan: It looks...
Jack: Well, if you can't sing the English songs, then we're going to have to teach you a Taiwanese song! Ryan: I don't think I've had enough beer yet! Jack: That's OK! We'll help you. All you have to do is say Hota la when we raise our beer glasses....
Ryan: Wow. That girl who brings the fruit is really pretty! I wish she wouldn't have rushed off so fast... Jack: Hey, it's an English song! Sing with us, Ryan! Ryan: Tie a Yellow Ribbon on the Old Oak Tree?! Where did you learn that song? Jack: Every...