Four days later Mom: Johnny, I want to thank you. Johnny: What do you mean, Mom? For breaking your best china? Mom: Oh, Johnny, that stuff was dollar store junk. No, I want to thank you for keeping Grandma busy. Johnny: Well, it's more like she kept...
Later on Grandma:...and I always fold the sheets army style... Johnny:Uh, huh. Grandma: That way they look good the next morning no matter what kind of hanky-panky has been going on. Johnny: And what about these pillow cases? Grandma: Well, after you...
Later that afternoon Grandma: Johnny, are you just sitting around again? Johnny:I'm just taking a break between washing the windows and cleaning the toilet. Grandma: I'd say all you've done is moved the dirt from the windows on to your face and hands...
Steve:What have you been up to, Johnny? Johnny:You know-sweeping, scrubbing, washing, drying, waxing, polishing... Steve:Wow, your grandma's really having a field day with you, huh? Johnny:You got that right...and my mom's still mad about what we did...