A Teacher 一名老师 A teacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. The judge looked at her sternly and s...
The Sports Meeting in the Forest 森林运动会 There are many animals in the forest. Today is a fine day. Animals are having a sport meeting. Monkey, Fox, Rabbit and Bear are running. Look! Rabbit is the first. Fox and Monkey are the second. Bear i...
Catching a Thief 追贼 Witty Hare can run very fast. One day，when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. Oh. A thief! Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, You cant run faster then me. Soon Witty Hare catches up with th...
The movie ticket 电影票 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket a...
Are Flies Yummy?苍蝇好吃吗？ Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, Dad, are flies yummy? Dad frowns and says, No, I think its yucky. Why do you ask me this question? Its a silly question. But Tony says, There was...
Sleeping pill Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting...
I Dont Want to Walk Home我不想走回家 Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven oclock. But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Toms wife, The old ma...
Drunk 醉酒 One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his father replie...
The King and His Stories 国王和他的故事 Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good. One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer....
Big Ben 大本钟 Big Ben is not the name of a man. It is a name of the clock. It is in London. London is the capital city of England. The big clock has four faces. So no matter where you stand, you can read the face of the clock. The hands are about...
