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  • 英语笑话:English Joke - The Frog & The Engineer

    An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful prin...

  • 英语笑话:English Joke - A Sentence That Starts with "I"

    In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with I. Student: I is the ... Teacher: Stop! Never put is after I. Always put 'am' after I. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet....

  • 英语笑话:Alphabet Riddles

    Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea)...

  • 英语笑话:English Joke - A Wooden Leg

    My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, What was the name of his other leg? Why is this funny? It's funny because of the confusion between these two phrases; a man with a wooden leg and a wooden leg named Smith. Li...

  • 英语笑话:English Joke - Good News & Bad News

    A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, I have some good news and some bad news. The man says, OK, give me the good news first. The doctor says, The good news is, you have 24 hours to live. The man replies, Oh no! If that's the...

  • 英语笑话:English Joke - $100 Bill

    A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it....

  • 英语笑话:English Joke - Coins

    A guy says to his friend, Guess how many coins I have in my pocket. The friend says, If I guess right, will you give me one of them? The first guy says, If you guess right, I'll give you both of them....

  • 英语笑话:Two More Riddles

    Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!...

  • 英语笑话:Two More "Dialog" Jokes

    A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left....

  • 英语笑话:School Jokes

    The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Principal: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?...

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