Knock, knock. Mr Matthews? What a surprise! Where're your parents? They didn't bring me. I took the bus. Actually they don't even know I'm here. I've brought you a germanium. Geranium. Didn't I say germanium? Yes, you did. In fact, germanium is a che...
Cor, you look terrible. Coffee? What are you doing with the coffee? I always drink coffee after I kill a man. Cory, Mr. Feeny is in the hospital because of a bad appendix. No matter what you wished, you had nothing to do with it. But how come I can't...
Mr. Matthews, who's the new teacher? Carron. Carron? Yeah. We are on a first-name basis. Cozy. And we are not taking that geography test either. In fact, we've done away with geography. No one needs it. You must think you've died and got to heaven. Y...
Yesterday we were absolutely enthralled by the first 1600 exciting lines of Beowulf. Can anyone recap for us? Hrothgar, king of the Danes, on the island of Zealand has built the mead hall Heorot for feasting his warriors, but they abandoned it becaus...
Free barbel, love Arny? Feel better, love, Amy. Oh, that's what you think you wrote. Cory, read this. Fried baloney, love Elvin. Just sign it. What is it? It's a get-well card for Mr. Feeny. Here, you sign it too. I don't think so, Mom. Suit yourself...
I can't believe Mr. Feeny actually missed a day of school. Well, you know who you can thank for that, don't you? Zeus? Me! I wished for him to get sick, and he did. You didn't wish for him to get sick. Sure I did, yesterday when we weren't studying....