A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and...
A site foreman (工头，领班）had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you, he announced. Will the laziest man please...
In the state of Song，a man named Ding had no well in his house，so water had to be fetched from outside and one of his family was constantly out of the house to do this chore When a well was dug in his house，Ding remarked：I dug a well and got...
Katia: Hello, everyone, this is Katia from Mexico and we are here with Paul from England, and today we're gonna have a very interesting conversation about men. What's difficult about being a man and what are the good things about being a man, so we h...
Todd: OK, now Jeff, I've know you for along time. You are a very resourceful person. You always have these crazy jobs, and recently you had at a hospital, but you weren't a doctor. Could you please describe your job? Jeff: Todd, it was a pharmaceutic...
Todd: So Tres, you are a drummer. Tres: Yes, I am indeed. And for all that negative baggage that comes with that term, yes I am a drummer. Todd: Wait wait, so you say that theres negative terms that go with being a drummer? Tres: Well sometimes when...
Todd: Rob, when you first came to Japan you said you did construction. Rob: Yes, I was hired as a framer for 2x4 types of homes, so the same style of homes that are built in Canada or America. Todd: OK, so what do you mean by frames? Rob: Framing, th...
Jodie liked her apartment. She had a beautiful view to the south. A nearby tree was home to two squirrels. She liked to watch them. So did her cat. Mrs. Neely owned the apartment building. She was an old lady who spoke with a thick Norwegian accent....
Lina often asked Luke to dinner. Lina loved Luke, but Luke loved Linas cooking, not Lina herself. Lina accepted that for the time being. But she felt that, with enough meals and enough time, she would get her man. Luke rarely stayed more than ten min...
Grady was rich, but he was 78 and on his deathbed. No amount of moneyor lovecould save him now. In his youth, Grady had been a major skirt-chaser. No woman was safe from his charm. He used to juggle three or four girlfriends at a time. Hed often acci...
