Odd Spider Prefers Salad In a study in the journal Current Biology, researchers report the discovery of an unusual spider, Bagheera kiplingi, that eschews meat and chews acacia tips. Karen Hopkin reports Its said that real men dont each quiche. And r...
Now, after school, you can drive me down to the mall, because I have no idea where anything is yet. And while I'm investigating the finest stores, you can take my new kitten that my daddy bought me and have him neutered. Hehehe. Who's your leader, Ge...
Mr. Matthews, I trust you are not forgetting our 3:30 meeting. Come on, Mr. Feeny, it was just a little prank. Don't you think you are maybe taking it too seriously? Ah, you think I'm acting like a weenie, Mr. Matthews. Am I acting like a weenie? You...
Hey, how're you both doing? Better than you. Mr. Feeny called, he told us he's meeting with you in his office tomorrow, he also said to ask you what it's about. Ok, look. I'm in this sort of a situation and I don't exactly know what to do. Well, if y...
Oh! Oh! My shoes! Your shoes! My shoes! I just bought mine! I just bought mine in New York! Oh, my pants! My blouse! My hair! My! My! My! Oh my! Er, Bag of misery! Bag of misery! Bag, of misery~~~ Yeah! I know you're right! I, er. I'm sorry about din...
Eric my son! How was your day? Oh, hoho. Well, that's pretty hysterical. Yeah, I laughed out of myself. My girlfriend, however, failed to see the humor. She said her efforts at journalistic excellence have been forever compromised by my limited intel...
Hey, look at this. His name's Feeny. They wrote Weeny. I'm laughing. You're laughing? Oh, yeah, I was just thinking of laughing. I would have been laughing already but I was too busy listening to you, Harley. I think I'm ready now. Hehe. Oh guy, who...
Ah, Eric, yes, that feels so good. Don't stop. Ok, we found my brother. This personality profile of our new principal is superlative. Oh, the man lives next door, glad I could give some help. Yes, when you give a wonderful neck massage. You know, Mol...
By Alan Silverman Hollywood 16 April 2006 A new film exposes an icon of 1950's pop culture in the United States: a pin-up model whose provocative photographs, though tame by today's standards, created...
The 1)Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County By Mark Twain Read by Marsh McCandless In 2)compliance with the request of a friend of mine, who wrote me from the East, I called on good-natured, 3)ga...
