Sybil: Oh, this is it! This is the perfect location for our new store! Leo: Sorry, but this space isnt zoned for retail. Its zoned for offices. Sybil: But couldnt we get the zoning commission to re-zone it? Leo: Thats not an easy process. The citys u...
Ryan: Stop mugging for the camera and stand still! Katrina: Ive been standing still for 10 minutes, while youve been setting up the shot. I have to do something. This is boring! Ryan: I almost have the settings right. Okay, lets try a shot. Say chees...
Jerome: Congratulations! I just heard that youre pregnant with twins. Paula: Thanks. Were very excited, although Im a little worried about a multiple birth. Jerome: I come from a long line of multiple births. My father is an identical twin and he had...
Magda: Oooh, hes so cute. When did you get him? Tony: Yesterday. Im training him to do tricks. Magda: Really? Are you having any luck? Tony: No, not yet. So far, he just lies there, but maybe hes hungry and doesnt have any energy to play. Im going to...
Wendy: I really dont think Monty is the right person for this project. Hes too conservative in his thinking. We need someone whos a risk taker. Burt: Monty will get the job done. Thats the most important thing. Wendy: Not if the finished product is s...
My sister had to go out of town for a couple of days and I offered to look after her 18-month-old twins. It wasnt long before I realized that I was over my head! ... Colleen: Okay, you two, its time to go beddy-bye. Baby: No! Colleen: Yes, lets get y...
Id been complaining to a coworker, Amy, about having to move to the burbs for my job. She said that there were plenty of things to do outside of the city and invited me to a bar she likes. Amy: Hey, there you are. Mykhailo: Hey, so this is the famous...
Pharmacist: Can I help you? Sanaz: Yes, I had some questions for the pharmacist. Pharmacist: Im the pharmacist. How can I help you? Sanaz: Can I fill these prescriptions here? Pharmacist: Yes, you can. Just give those to the pharmacy technician and s...
Georgia: Do you know what the best part is of my new promotion? The expense account! I cant wait to wine and dine our clients. Dan: The purpose of the expense account is to win over new clients and to keep our current clients happy. Its not a persona...
Carla: Our government should do more to help people who cant find jobs. Adam: Be careful. Youre starting to sound like a socialist. Havent you always said that youre a staunch capitalist? Carla: Of course, Im a capitalist, but that doesnt mean I thin...
