A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. Mommy, she said, can we leave now?No her mother replied. Well, I think I have to throw up(呕吐）!Then go out the front door and around to the back ofthe church and throw up...
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is go...
An old lion lay ill in his den．All the animals came to visit him，but none of them could do anything for him and every day he grew weaker and weaker．Have you noticed，my lord lion，said the wolf one day，that the fox has not come to see you？...
A: Hello, I would like to speak with Ryan. B: This is Ryan. How may I help you? A: Ryan, this is Malia, and I am afraid that I am feeling a bit under the weather. B: Do you know what the problem is? A: I have a horrible rash from poison oak. B: Have...
A: Hi, may I speak to Ryan, please? B: This is Ryan you are speaking with. What can I do for you? A: Hi, Ryan, this is Malia, and I will not be coming to work today. B: What is wrong with you? A: I have really bad poison oak and cant stop itching. B:...
A: Good morning, is this Ryan? B: You are speaking with Ryan. How can I help you? A: Ryan, this is Malia, and I need to call in sick today. B: What seems to be the problem? A: I went hiking and have terrible poison oak. B: When did you get that? A: I...
Pope Benedict XVI celebrated an open-air Mass on Monday for the sick at the shrine of Lourdes in southwest France. He urged the sick, whom he blessed during the service, to remember that dignity never abandons the sick person. Sabina Castelfranco ha...
Mmmm mmm yeah Do do do do do do do-do Ohh Yeah Gotta change my answering machine Now that im alone Cuz right now it says that we Cant come to the phone And I know it makes no sence Cuz you walked out the door But its the only way I hear your voice a...
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Ne Yo--So Sick (MV) You may not have heard of the name Ne-Yo before, but you've more than likely heard some of his lyrics--specifically, on Mario's massive hit, Let Me Love You. This talented musician wrote for a number of chart-toppers before the a...
