史上最强的学生不交作业理由

　　五个不做作业最流行的科技借口：

　　1 My computer crashed and I lost it.

　　电脑死机了，我做的作业(因没有保存)丢失了。

　　2 I finished my homework but then I deleted it by accident.

　　虽然我已经完成了作业，但后来不小心把它删除了。

　　3 I could not print it out.

　　打印机坏了，作业打不出来。

　　4 My internet was down so I could not do any research.

　　网断了，我没法上网查资料。

　　5 I lost my laptop.

　　我找不到笔记本电脑了。

　　Worst tech-related excuses: 史上最强科技借口：

　　1 My dad's computer was hacked¹ by the Russians and they stole my homework.

　　我爸爸的电脑被俄罗斯黑客入侵，他们偷走了我的作业。

　　2 A burglar² stole my printed-out homework along with the computer.

　　有个贼把我打印好的作业连同电脑一齐偷走了。

　　3 The PC exploded when our dog went to the toilet on it.

　　我家的狗狗把电脑当厕所，结果把电脑弄炸了。

　　4 I accidentally tipped a bottle of cider over the computer and it broke.

　　我不小心把一杯苹果汁洒在电脑上，电脑就坏了。

　　Worst non-tech excuses: 史上最强非科技借口:

　　1 My mum put my homework in the washing machine, and then burnt it as she tried to iron it dry.

　　我妈妈把我的作业放进了洗衣机，而后她想把作业熨干，但却把它烧毁了。

　　2 The wind blew my homework into a pond, and then a swan ate it.

　　一阵风把我的作业吹到池塘里，而后它被天鹅吃掉了。

　　3 My brother drove off with my homework in his lorry, and then he lost it in France.

　　我哥哥开着货车连带着我的作业一齐走了，而后就把作业落在了法国。

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