英文简历中不该出现的话

　　Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.

　　Qualifications: No education or experience.

　　I am relatively¹ intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.

　　My compensation should be at least equal to my age.

　　Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.

　　Fired because I fought for lower pay.

　　Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65 .

　　Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.

　　Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.

　　Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia². I prefer to elaborate privately³.

　　打字错误与语法错误

　　Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

　　Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.

　　I am a rabid typist.

　　Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.

　　After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided⁴ to

　　pursue a new line of work.

　　Accounting⁵ cleric.

　　As indicted⁶, I have over five years of experience analyzing⁷ investments.

　　Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments.

　　Suspected to graduate early next year.

　　Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.

　　Proven ability to track down and correct erors.

　　Accomplishments⁸: Oversight⁹ of entire department.

　　Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

　　Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.

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