（单词翻译:单击）
不应有的幽默"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting."
(Translation: Short-order cook.)
"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing1 that is second nature."
"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."
"Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence2' series."
"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks3."
"Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."
