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从没听过这么冷的笑话

时间:2014-12-25 08:14:32

(单词翻译:单击)

   I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

  A liar1!
  问:我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答:骗子!
  What is the longest word in the English language2?
  "Smiles". Because there is a mile3 between its first and last letters!
  问:英语里最长的单词是?答:Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢!1 mile=1英里≈1.6公里。
  Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
  Because they are not weekdays4!
  问:为啥周六和周日是strong days?答:因为周六和周日不是weekdays!别纠结于意思了,多读几遍weekways试试,是不是和weak days一样一样的啊!

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