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英文幽默笑话:手锯的用处

时间:2016-06-29 04:25:45

(单词翻译:单击)

 At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. 

  Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. 
  Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please. 
  The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone special. 
  在集市上,我和妻子买了一些五金用品,包括一个手锯。我们返回汽车时刚好路过一家牛排店。 
  我们尝尝吧,我妻子建议说。尽管我觉得拿着锯有点傻乎乎的,但还是随她走了进去。 
  我妻子扫视了一下菜单对女招待说:请给我来一份炒牛腰片。 
  女招待转向我,看了看我的锯,说道:我能看出,先生,你是来吃我们的T形骨特色菜的。

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