英文幽默笑话：我要表现得象位女士

　　One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified² middle-aged³ man decided⁴ to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered⁵ by frantic⁶ women. 

　　He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing⁷, he plowed⁸ through the crowed. 

　　You there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman? 

　　Listen, he said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady. 

　　我要表现得象位女士 

　　一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。 

　　他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。 

　　你干嘛？有人尖声叫道，你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？ 

　　听着，他说，我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。

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