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1. Morning, darling!
2. Late again, Mr. Berry! You’re in real trouble this time! The General Manager wants to see you.
3. I don’t believe you! What did he say!
4. Just that he wanted to see you. He’s going to fire you, Mr. Berry!
5. Don’t be ridiculous! He can’t fire me; I do my job very well.
6. Yes, he is. Wait a moment, please. It’s the general manager’s secretary for you, Mr. Berry you see!
7. Mr. Berry! The general manager wanted to see you at 9 o’clock and now it’s a quarter to ten. It’s no good, Mr. Berry. Will you please come here immediately!
8. Oh yeah, sure, I’m real sorry.
9. You’re in trouble now! You’re in big trouble.
10. Come in!
11. Gee, I’m sorry I’m late. You see, first my car didn’t start, and then the bus was late.
12. Mr. Henderson! Mr. Berry is here.
13. Send him in immediately, please!
14. Hello, Mr. Berry. Have a seat.
15. Not there, that’s my chair.
16. Gosh, I’m real sorry sir! I didn’t know.
17. I’m afraid I have some bad news for you.
18. Oh, gee! What is it, sir?
19. I must ask you to resign, Mr. Berry.
20. Resign? But like, why, sir?
21. Why? Why do you think, Mr. Berry? You’re always late. Your clothes are untidy. You have no idea about business.
22. I do what I can, sir. I mean nobody’s perfect, you know?
23. You only give us trouble. Trouble and problems.
24. Oh, I see. But I don’t mean to, sir!
25. For example, what about those Chinese customers, oh?
26. Do you know how many people there are in China! Over a billion of them!
27. Just think of all those plastic boxes! And Interbox got the contract, thanks to you.
28. Gosh, I’m real sorry about that, sir! Believe me!
29. And that’s not all, either!
30. No?
31. Look at this. When did you start working with us?
32. Six months ago, I think.
33. That’s right.
34. This is before you started working with us…and this is after. See what I mean/
35. Gee, I’m real sorry, Mr. Henderson! Please don’t fire me! Let me work. I’ll do any thing for you! Why don’t I type your letters?
36. Can I clean your office? Let me clean you shoes!
37. Stop it, stop it! Just get out of my office, will you!
38. Will you show Mr. Berry out, please?
39. What about the toilet? Why not let me clean the toilets? I’ll do it very well…
40. Well, what happened? Did he fire you?
41. Yes, he did.
42. I told you so! I told you you so! Didn’t I tell you?
43. Oh, go to hell!
44. Goodbye, Mr. Berry! Goodbye, Mr. Berry! |