A: Honey come on! We are going to be late! Honestly, you take longer getting ready than I do! B: I was drying my hair and ironing my shirt! Can you come here for a sec? I need your help. A: What is it? Why are all these clothes on the bed? B: I dont...
A: This is the good life! We have it good dont you think? B: Yeah of course! Although, dont you ever wonder what could have been? A:What do you mean? B:Well, sometimes I think of how things could have turned out if I had done things a little differen...
Customer: So can you fix it? Sales Clerk: Im sorry sir. This computer is not broken or damaged. Its simply just too old! Thats why your programs and applications are running slow. There really isnt much I can do. Customer: What do you mean? I bought...
Daddy: Bobby! Come here, look what I got you! Bobby: What is that? Daddy: A chess board! Daddy is going to teach you how to play! Bobby: Cool! Daddy: Ok, each player gets 16 pieces. You can be the white ones and Ill play with the black pieces. Now in...
Man: Hi, I made a reservation for a mid-size vehicle. The name is Jimmy Fox. Agent: Im sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment. Man: I dont understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation? Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we r...
A: Welcome to Galanet. How can I help you? B: Hi. I would like to get an internet plan for my house. A: Of course. We have three different plans with different prices you can choose from. The first one is the cheapest but most basic plan which is thi...
A: Did you hear? The state is thinking of legalizing gambling in our city! Soon we are gonna have amazing hotels and casinos here which will be good for our business! B: Are you serious? Gambling is a vice industry built on deception and fed by the i...
A: Ok... Ill talk to you later. Bye B: Carrie, are you ok? You seem a bit down. A: I just got off the phone with my boyfriend. He is always getting upset and losing his temper over nothing. Its so hard to talk to him at times. B: Maybe its just that...
A: Seriously, I dont know why we need to get a new TV. B: Honey I told you already. I cant appreciate the graphics level and detail of the games on my Playstation 3 on our old TV. C: Good afternoon folks! How can I be of service today? B: Im looking...
A: Ok, lets go through this one more time. I dont want anymore ruined or dyed blouses! B: I know, I know. OK, so I have to separate the colors from the whites and put them in this strange looking contraption so called washing machine. A: Right. You h...
A: Howdy! Nice car! What seems to be the problem? B: I dont know! This stupid old car started spewing white smoke and it just died on me. Luckily, I managed to start it up and drive it here. What do you think it is? A: Not sure yet.How about you pop...
A: Okay, next question. If Eric asked you out on a date, what would you say? B: Duh! I would say yes! Eric is the most popular kid in school! Okay, my turn. What would you do if you won the lottery? A: Lets see...If I won the lottery, I would buy two...
A: Hey there, you look a little lost. Are you new here? B: Yeah howd you know? A: You can always spot the newbies. I can give you a few pointers if you want. Were you trying to use this machine here? B: Yeah! I just started my training today and Im n...
A: We now stand ten years past the midpoint of a century that has witnessed four major wars among great nations. Three of these involved our own country. Despite the carnage of these conflicts, America is today the strongest, the most influential and...
Gulam: Steven! Good to see you brother! How are you? How was your trip? Steven: It was fine. Ive been better but, its great to be home, Ive missed you all! Hows mom? Gulam: Shes great! All she ever does is talk about you -her little boy that went to...
