打工姐妹花第二季 第90期:住进姐妹额家(2)

 Are we sure this is a good idea? 你确定这是个好主意吗？

You saw how turned on he was. He was practically raising a barn in his pants. 你也看见那小伙多性奋了。他都在自己裤裆里"盖起"一间马棚了。

We're fine, they're fine. Just a typical male reaction to a couple of hot cougars¹ like us. Ra. Rawr. 我们没事，他们也没事。这是典型的男性反应。因为遇见像我们这样的性感熟女。如饥似渴，如狼似虎。

You know what isn't a typical male reaction? 你知道什么不是典型的男性反应吗？

Not calling or texting a girl you're interested in. 不给自己喜欢的姑娘打电话和发短信。

Well, why don't you just text Andy, then? 何不你给安迪发短信呢？

What should I text? "Why so gay, question mark"? 我应该发什么啊？"干嘛这么基，问号"？

I don't know. The only thing I've ever texted to a guy is, "There's a cop behind you, walk past me." Just say "Hey." 我不知道。我唯一给男人发过的短信是，"你身后有警察，别停下跟我说话"。就发个"好吗"得了。

Okay. I can do that. "Hey." Huh, it autocorrected to "Gay." 好吧，发这个可以。"好吗"。手机都自动更正为"好基"了。

Even the phone's getting that vibe. There, sent it. "Hey." 连我手机都感觉到了。好了，发出去了。

Do you think I could grab a beer? Yes. No. 我可以拿瓶啤酒喝吗？行啊。不行。

Look, they're working for us for free. One beer each. 人家免费帮我们盖马棚呢。一人拿一瓶吧。

Awesome², awesome, awesome. 好棒，好棒，好棒。

Max, you can't give underage kids beer in our home. 麦克斯，怎么能在咱家给未成年人酒喝啊。

Why? Isn't that what love is? 为啥不行，这不就是爱的真谛吗？

Jebediah, beer is the devil's saliva³. 杰巴达亚，啤酒是魔鬼的口水。

Neighbors come a-calling after midnight in Williamsburg? 在威廉斯堡，邻居午夜过后还来敦亲睦邻啊

Where is this William? I'd like to compliment him on his burg. 这位威廉是谁啊？我想当面夸赞他这堡。

 

1 cougars   

n.美洲狮( cougar的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Cougars can kill animals eight times their size. 美洲狮可以杀死八倍于自身体积的动物。 来自互联网

2 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

3 saliva   

n.唾液，口水

参考例句：

• He wiped a dribble of saliva from his chin.他擦掉了下巴上的几滴口水。
• Saliva dribbled from the baby's mouth.唾液从婴儿的嘴里流了出来。