打工姐妹花第二季 第196期:都结束了

 Well, that's the end of it. 都结束了。

Yeah, I think it is. Max, I'm talking about more than the cupcakes. 是啊，结束了。麦克斯，我说的不只是小蛋糕。

Yeah, I could tell by your Bradley Cooper tone. 是啊，我能从你布莱德利·库珀式的音调里听出。

So what, it's not gonna work out between you two? 怎么了，你们俩彻底不可能了吗？

No. And I think we have to break up. 是啊。我觉得我们必须分手。

I thought you already broke up. 我以为你俩早就分了啊。

No, I'm talking about you and me. 不，我是在说我和你。

You're dumping me? Wow, last guy who dumped me, I burned down his house and moved. 你要甩了我啊？上一个甩我的男人，我把他的房子烧了，然后搬走。

Still wanna continue this conversation? 还想继续这个话题吗？

Max, it wouldn't work. I would always be asking you about Caroline. 麦克斯，这样不行。我会一直跟你打听卡洛琳。

Look, I get it, it's weird¹. 我明白，这样很奇怪。

People don't usually stay friends with their friend's ex. 人们一般不会跟自己朋友的前任成为朋友。

But then, cats don't usually become friends with dolphins. 可是猫咪一般也不会跟海豚成为朋友啊。

But sometimes, for no apparent reason, it happens. 可有时，缘分就是这么奇妙。

Yeah, I just wish I was as grown up as a cat or a dolphin. 是啊，我只希望我跟猫或海豚一样成熟。

I hear ya. So what's next, breakup text? 我懂你意思。那接下来是什么，分手短信吗？

Nah, that's just gonna lead to makeup² text, and then we're back in a vicious cycle. 不要，发了之后就会有复合短信，然后我们就这么恶性循环下去。

All right, I'll just stop by your place, 好吧，那我只好去你家一趟，

pick up my cds, my t-shirts, and the 3 grand I left there. 拿回我的CD和T恤，还有留在你家的三千块。

Max, you've never been to my place. 麦克斯，你从来没去过我家。

See, this is why I'm breaking up with you... you're a liar³. 瞧，这就是我要跟你分手的原因，你个骗子。

See you in small claims court, bub. 索赔法院见，伙计。

 

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 makeup   

n.组织；性格；化装品

参考例句：

• Those who failed the exam take a makeup exam.这次考试不及格的人必须参加补考。
• Do you think her beauty could makeup for her stupidity?你认为她的美丽能弥补她的愚蠢吗？

3 liar   

n.说谎的人

参考例句：

• I know you for a thief and a liar!我算认识你了，一个又偷又骗的家伙！
• She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被错误地扣上说谎者的帽子。