艾伦脱口秀第449期:长得很匀称

 You may recognise our next guest from films like Thor and the 40 Year Old Virgin¹. 下一位来宾大家应该认识 她出演过《雷神》和《四十岁老处男》

And now she's starring in the new hit sitcom² 2 Broke Girls.take a look. 她目前正在拍摄热播情景剧《破产姐妹花》 看一下

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me. 这不是真的 这不是真的

They should charge admission for this. 他们应该收入场费

It's Hoarders 3D,the experience. 3D版《强迫性囤积症患者 大冒险》

It's like going to an Imax,it's MyMax.Please welcome Kat Dennings. 就像观看巨幕版的 这是MyMax 欢迎Kat Dennings.

You kind of ran,and then you walk slowly,like, 你开始小跑 后来又慢慢走 就像

I was told there were stairs,and I was like,Oh,God,no. 有人告诉我那边有台阶 我就想 天啊 完了

Yeah,well,there were a couple of stairs,you remember those back there?Yes. 是有几阶 你记得不 就在那儿 记得

And then you ran and then I thought you thought it would speed up the process or something by,But anyway. 你跑的时候我在想或许你想 这样做能加速一下或者 但是 算了

The stairs,I'm very clumsy and heels don't do, 台阶 我协调性不好 而且还是高跟鞋

I don't,I'm not good at them.Well,then why do you wear them? 穿高跟鞋我不在行 那为什么还穿

For,elongation.I see,I see.I don't understand the heel thing,but, 拉长效果啊 我明白了 我不懂高跟鞋 但是

Because you are this fair thing,and it works,and not,i'm this tall only, 因为你长得很匀称 这样就好 不像我只有这么高

You are this tall really?yes,I'm really short. 你就这么高 是 我真的很矮

But they really do elongate³ you,you are this tall.yes,I'm telling you. 那确实拉长了 毕竟你只有这么高 我就说

I would never have guessed you this tall.That's why,Ellen. 我从没想到你只有这么高 这就是原因 Ellen

1 virgin   

n.处女，未婚女子；adj.未经使用的；未经开发的

参考例句：

• Have you ever been to a virgin forest?你去过原始森林吗？
• There are vast expanses of virgin land in the remote regions.在边远地区有大片大片未开垦的土地。

2 sitcom   

n.情景喜剧，（广播、电视的）系列幽默剧

参考例句：

• This sitcom is produced in cooperation with Hong Kong TV.这部连续剧是同香港电视台联合制作的。
• I heard that a new sitcom is coming out next season.我听说下一季会推出一个新的情境喜剧。

3 elongate   

v.拉长，伸长，延长

参考例句：

• We plan to elongate the cooperation with that company in Australia.我们打算延长与澳洲那家公司的合作关系。
• Corn is treated when the stalk starts to elongate.在玉米秆开始拔节时，给玉米打药。