艾伦脱口秀第458期:自动修改功能

 Just want you all finish it on your own. 只是想让你们自觉停下来

All right,so you know when you text somebody,autocorrect tries to correct the words for you. 好吧 当你们给别人发短信的时候 自动修改功能会试图帮你们改正单词

Sometimes it gets it right,Sometimes it gets it very very wrong. 有的时候能改对 有时候却错得离谱

Which is what we enjoy when you send us this, 很开心你们把这些寄给我们

This is Mallory Zepedar,from Oregon City Oregon. 这是Mallory Zepedar 来自俄勒冈市俄勒冈州

Uh,what did you try to send me,It won't come through, 你之前想发给我什么的 没传过来

It was a picture of my crotch with pillows. 是一张我的裤裆和枕头的合照

OMG,Couch,couch,not crotch.Autocorrect.Thanks autocorrect. 老天 睡椅 睡椅 不是裤裆 该死的自动修改 我谢谢你了 自动修改

Emily Asprey in Dry Creek¹ West Virginia sent this, 来自西佛吉尼亚州干溪市的Emily Asprey

Did you like the first song I sent you.OMG,I love it. 你喜欢我传给你的第一首歌么 天哪 我太喜欢了

Yes,it's very pretty,I did her voice too. 很好听 我也很喜欢她的声音

Well,I'm heading to bed,make sure and send me any more wonderful dongs that pop out of you.Good night,ha ha ha. 我要上床睡觉咯 记得把你想到的好的小弟弟发给我 晚安 哈哈哈

Julie Greer in Chelsea Massachusetts,Mom needs help setting² up her phone. Julie Greer 来自麻省切尔西 老妈需要人帮忙设定一下手机

Don't actually need to call Verizon,she should just be able to plug her phone into her cooter and activate³ from there. 没必要打给电讯公司 她只需要把手机插在小妹妹上 然后激活一下就行了

OMG,Computer,not cooter.Ha ha,can't stop laughing.Cooooooter. 我的天 电脑 不是小妹妹 哈哈 真是笑死我了 小妹....妹

All right,thanks for sending those in. 好了 谢谢把这些发给我们

If you have an autocorrect you think I should see,send it to me. 如果你觉得有哪一个好玩的自动修改很有趣 记得要发给我

1 creek   

n.小溪，小河，小湾

参考例句：

• He sprang through the creek.他跳过小河。
• People sunbathe in the nude on the rocks above the creek.人们在露出小溪的岩石上裸体晒日光浴。

2 setting   

n.背景

参考例句：

• The play has its setting in Vienna.该剧以维也纳为背景。
• Where and when a story takes place is called the setting.故事发生的地点和时间称为故事背景。

3 activate   

vt.使活动起来，使开始起作用

参考例句：

• We must activate the youth to study.我们要激励青年去学习。
• These push buttons can activate the elevator.这些按钮能启动电梯。