第475期:在机场里发生的那些意想不到的欢乐瞬间

 　　机场是我们在行程中必经的一站。在这个人人都在匆匆赶机的地方，总是能意想不到的发生一些很好玩的事情，今天分享的这几张照片就是在瞬间被抓怕到的，其搞笑的程度绝不亚于我们看过的喜剧电影。

　　fragile adj.脆的；易碎的

　　例：He leaned back in his fragile chair.

　　他向后靠在他那把不结实的椅子上。

　　1.This fragile old lady isn't taking any crap from passersby¹ who are dying for her to move her stuff and free the way.

　　这位虚弱的老太太并没有听路人的任何废话，纵然他们希望她能挪下她的东西把通道让出来。

　　2.We're pretty sure that this momma tried her best to stay organized. Despite her efforts, she got stuck in line and seems to have misplaced her adorable baby who is now on the way to get scanned.

　　我们非常肯定这位妈妈尽力让事情变得井井有条，尽管她付出了很多努力，她仍然在队里陷入困境，误将自己可爱的宝宝放进了即将要被扫描的篮子中。

　　conspire² vi.共谋；协力 vt.(法)密谋策划

　　3.At first glance, it kind of seems like the universe conspired³ to align⁴ 3 random⁵ bags together that kind of look like sushi.

　　乍一看，似乎有人密谋将这四个包裹随机放在一起，看着像寿司。

　　4.You want to get coffee? You have to wait in line behind 15 folks who also want a hot cup of Joe. You want to withdraw some cash? Tough luck! Some folks are already standing⁶ in front of you. But standing in line for an invisible plane…that's just a cruel joke, man!

　　你想喝咖啡吗？你必须排在15个人之后，他们也想要一杯热咖啡。你想取现金吗？倒霉，一些人已经排在你前面了。但是在根本看不见飞机的梯子上排队。这真是一个残忍的玩笑，伙计！

1 passersby   

n. 过路人(行人,经过者)

参考例句：

• He had terrorized Oxford Street,where passersby had seen only his footprints. 他曾使牛津街笼罩了一片恐怖气氛，因为那儿的行人只能看到他的脚印，看不到他的人。 来自英汉 - 翻译样例 - 文学
• A person is marceling on a street, watching passersby passing. 街边烫发者打量着匆匆行人。

2 conspire   

v.密谋，（事件等）巧合，共同导致

参考例句：

• They'd conspired to overthrow the government.他们曾经密谋推翻政府。
• History and geography have conspired to bring Greece to a moment of decision.历史和地理因素共同将希腊推至作出抉择的紧要关头。

3 conspired   

密谋( conspire的过去式和过去分词 )； 搞阴谋； （事件等）巧合； 共同导致

参考例句：

• They conspired to bring about the meeting of the two people. 他们共同促成了两人的会面。
• Bad weather and car trouble conspired to ruin our vacation. 恶劣的气候连同汽车故障断送了我们的假日。

4 align   

vt.使成一线，结盟，调节；vi.成一线，结盟

参考例句：

• Align the ruler and the middle of the paper.使尺子与纸张的中部成一条直线。
• There are signs that the prime minister is aligning himself with the liberals.有迹象表明首相正在与自由党人结盟。

5 random   

adj.随机的；任意的；n.偶然的(或随便的)行动

参考例句：

• The list is arranged in a random order.名单排列不分先后。
• On random inspection the meat was found to be bad.经抽查，发现肉变质了。

6 standing   

n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的

参考例句：

• After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
• They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。