《柯南脱口秀》第138期:很大的荣誉

 That was funny.I went to,I was in finland once for an awards show 真搞笑 我以前去芬兰参加过一个颁奖礼

For some reason that I can't even explain and I didn't know what was happening. 理由我自己都解释不了 我不知道发生了什么

And then there was another time where I was on a German talk show that was sort of like this kind of show 还有一次我去了一个德国脱口秀 跟这个秀差不多

But they all spoke¹ German and I had an ear piece. 但他们都说德语 我得戴着耳机

I would try to make a joke and,then I went and my friend Andy and I tried to buy a goldfish and we lost it. 如果我想讲个笑话 就会是这样 我和我朋友安迪买了一条金鱼 结果弄丢了 耳机里就是这声音

And no laugh.10 minutes later a laugh that's completely² out of sync with what I said. 全场一片寂静 然后十分钟后观众笑了 但是和我说的话完全不同步

Wait,that was definitely³ about what I said 10 minutes ago. 等等 他们一定在笑我十分钟前讲的笑话

I will tell myself when I go to sleep at night,they totally laughed at my joke. 我今晚睡觉时就这样安慰自己 他们真的被我的笑话逗笑了

They were not laughing at me.That was a great honor⁴.Where do you keep the award now?Or did you just leave it on the podium? 他们不是在笑我 那真是很大的荣誉 你现在把奖杯放在哪里 还是说你留在那个讲台上了

I can't take it,I'm too nervous.I'm just going to go. 我太紧张了 这一定很有趣 我得走了

We will take a quick break.Much more with Kristen Stewart after this.Stick around. 稍事休息 下节继续采访克里斯汀·斯图尔特 别走开

 

1 spoke   

n.（车轮的）辐条；轮辐；破坏某人的计划；阻挠某人的行动 v.讲，谈（speak的过去式）；说；演说；从某种观点来说

参考例句：

• They sourced the spoke nuts from our company.他们的轮辐螺帽是从我们公司获得的。
• The spokes of a wheel are the bars that connect the outer ring to the centre.辐条是轮子上连接外圈与中心的条棒。

2 completely   

adv.完全地，十分地，全然

参考例句：

• She never completely gave up hope.她从不完全放弃希望。
• I feel completely in the dark on this question.这件事使我感到茫然。

3 definitely   

adv.一定地，肯定地；明确地，确切地

参考例句：

• The team will definitely lose if he doesn't play.如果他不参加比赛，这个队肯定会输。
• I shall definitely be home before six o'clock.6点以前，我一定回家。

4 honor   

n.光荣；敬意；荣幸；vt.给…以荣誉；尊敬

参考例句：

• I take your visit as a great honor.您的来访是我莫大的光荣。
• It is a great honor to receive that prize.能拿到那个奖是无上的光荣。