《柯南脱口秀》第148期:网上购买母乳

 This is interesting.I want to bring this up.I found out about this and I can believe it. 一则趣闻 我想提一下 我得知这事后觉得难以置信

And maybe you've heard about it too. 或许大家也听说了

some families who have trouble nursing their babies have been actually purchasing breast milk on the internet. 有些无法给孩子喂奶的家庭 在网上购买母乳

Did you hear about that? And now new study released¹ by nationwide children's hospital claims that breast milk purchased online might not be safe to drink. 大家知道吗 根据全国儿童医院的调查显示 称网上买到的母乳可能并不安全

You  should not? what?I just ordered ten gallons of this stuff². 不要 什么 我才订购了10加仑呢

I love the title of the milk.Stupidest thing I have ever seen. 我好喜欢那奶的名字 简直蠢爆了

Why are you chugging it during my monolog?I need energy.Let's move on. 你为什么在我独白的时候喝啊 我需要能量嘛 继续吧

You know a lot of people in our audience use craigslist.we got young crowd,the used craigslist. 观众席上很多人使用信息网 观众们很年轻 都使用信息网

I thought we would help our audience members to make a connection by showing from time some of their ads right here on the show. 我想帮助观众们做成买卖 或牵线搭桥 所以我们时不时地在节目上展示部分观众的广告

Let's do that right now and check out the first AD. 我们现在就来吧 看看第一则广告

Needed,someone to help me pick out the right iTelephone for my grandson. 招工 谁帮忙给孙子挑个好爱蜂窝

Is your car acting³ up?For 25 dollars,I'll come over and punch⁴ it. 你的车子有毛病吗 我愿意过去帮你修理它 只要25美元

Wanted,Hot chick who is really into Superman but has never seen an actual Superman movie. 招人 招喜欢超人但并未看过超人电影的辣妹

Smoke too much marijuana? I'll hide it in my lungs for you. 抽了太多大麻吗 我可以替你藏在我肺里

 

1 released   

v.释放( release的过去式和过去分词 )；放开；发布；发行

参考例句：

• He was released on bail pending committal proceedings. 他交保获释正在候审。
• With hindsight it is easy to say they should not have released him. 事后才说他们本不应该释放他，这倒容易。

2 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

3 acting   

n.演戏，行为，假装；adj.代理的，临时的，演出用的

参考例句：

• Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她，她只是假装的。
• During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代，她的表演生涯黯然失色。

4 punch   

v.用拳猛击；用打孔机打孔

参考例句：

• The boxer gave his opponent a punch on the nose.这个拳击手朝他对手的鼻子上猛击一拳。
• He laid his opponent low with a single punch.他一拳猛击便把对手打倒在地。