摩登家庭第三季 第40期:逃逸

 I'd be lying if I said I'd never thought about it. I mean, I know it's a ridiculous little local thing, but it might be fun to get out there and contribute. Plus I think I'd be good at it. 说没想过肯定是骗人。我知道那只是个芝麻官，但踏出家门，奉献市民 也未尝不好。再说我觉得自己能够胜任。

You'd be great. Mm. How would this work? I mean, who would be here for the kids after school? 你一定很出色。但如何能行呢？孩子放学后谁照顾？

Who would take them to practice and recitals¹ and keep them from burning the house down? 谁带他们去排练，去朗诵会，阻止他们上房揭瓦呢？

It must be so hard being a single mom. Claire, I will. If you wanna fly, I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground. Hmm. I wanna be the one to push you off the cliff. "单亲妈妈"真心不容易。克莱尔，有你老公在呢。如果你想高飞，我绝不扯你后腿。我会助力一臂，推你离地。

I think I'm gonna do it. Great. Go fly. Phil. No. Oh, phil! 我决定了。很好。飞吧。菲尔。天啊。菲尔！

I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women-- Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams-- Wait a minute. 我得承认。我就是女强人控，米歇尔·奥巴马，奥普拉，康多莉扎·赖斯，塞雷娜·威廉姆斯(小威廉姆斯)，慢着，不对(菲尔提到的都是黑人)。

Do you want a fry? - No, I can't eat. We should've stayed and seen "The Muppets." I can't even look at ketchup² without seeing blood. 要吃薯条吗？-不要，我吃不下。我们还不如留下来看《布偶》。我现在一看番茄酱还觉得满目血腥。

Ooh, runaway³ curly fry. You know these are good luck. 漏网卷薯条。好运的象征。

Oh, my god. What was that? We just got rear-ended. 天啊。怎么回事？追尾了。

Oh, pull off to the side street. Pull off to the side street. 靠边停车。靠边停车。

Are you okay? Oh, I think I cut the roof of my mouth on the straw. Oh, my god. Mm! So yes. 你还好吗？上牙膛被吸管划破了。我的老天 所以说没事咯。

Oh, boy. I am so sorry. This is all my fault. Are you guys okay? 天啊。真抱歉。都是我的错。你们还好吗？

W-well, I-I sustained a minor⁴ mouth injury. 我嘴里受了点小伤。

We're fine. Thank you. It's... 我们没事。谢谢。

Look, I feel terrible. Um, don't worry. I'm gonna take care of everything. Let me just get my insurance info. Thank you. 我真过意不去。别担心。我来处理这件事。我去拿保险单。谢谢。

Well, he seems nice. You know, if this were a romantic comedy, this would be our meet cute. 这个人不错啊。按爱情喜剧片标准情节，这就是我和他的意外邂逅。

We'd spend the rest of the afternoon drinking wine, eating food, flying a kite, you know, doing montage-y stuff. 我们一起打发这个午后喝喝小酒，吃点小饭，放风筝，此处蒙太奇慢放。

Yeah, am I in this movie of yours? 我在你的电影里吗？

Yeah, you're the gay best friend. 在啊，你是我的"Gay蜜"。

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! We have a runner! 我的天！我的天！这货逃逸了！

Um, it's d-w-y-- I can't read it. -Come on! Let's go! Let's go! -Go where? We have to chase him down! No, we're not supposed to do that! 车牌是D W Y 我看不清了。-快点！我们快走！跑去哪？我们得去追他！不能这么做！

Help! Stop that car! He's getting away! Help! 来人啊！拦住那辆车！他逃逸了！来人啊！

Yeah, you almost got him, Cam. You almost got him. 马上就追到了，小卡。马上就追到了。

He's getting away! 他逃逸了！

I'd be lying if I said I'd never thought about it. I mean, I know it's a ridiculous little local thing, but it might be fun to get out there and contribute. Plus I think I'd be good at it. 说没想过肯定是骗人。我知道那只是个芝麻官，但踏出家门，奉献市民 也未尝不好。再说我觉得自己能够胜任。

 

1 recitals   

n.独唱会( recital的名词复数 )；独奏会；小型音乐会、舞蹈表演会等；一系列事件等的详述

参考例句：

• His recitals have earned him recognition as a talented performer. 他的演奏会使他赢得了天才演奏家的赞誉。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Her teachers love her playing, and encourage her to recitals. 她的老师欣赏她的演奏，并鼓励她举办独奏会。 来自互联网

2 ketchup   

n.蕃茄酱，蕃茄沙司

参考例句：

• There's a spot of ketchup on the tablecloth.桌布上有一点番茄酱的渍斑。
• Could I have some ketchup and napkins,please?请给我一些番茄酱和纸手巾？

3 runaway   

n.逃走的人，逃亡，亡命者；adj.逃亡的，逃走的

参考例句：

• The police have not found the runaway to date.警察迄今没抓到逃犯。
• He was praised for bringing up the runaway horse.他勒住了脱缰之马受到了表扬。

4 minor   

adj.较小(少)的，较次要的；n.辅修学科；vi.辅修

参考例句：

• The young actor was given a minor part in the new play.年轻的男演员在这出新戏里被分派担任一个小角色。
• I gave him a minor share of my wealth.我把小部分财产给了他。