摩登家庭第六季 第164期:阿锈和爱爱船的故事

 You spent the whole weekend rehashing stories about itchy, rusty¹, and loveboat. 你整个周末都在重温阿痒、 阿锈还有爱爱船的故事。

How is that fun for me? ! 我怎么可能会觉得这些东西有趣？！

They were always getting into stuff! 这些梗都超好笑好吗！

I came back here for some compassion², and all you did was lie to me and blow me off so you could keep having your fun while I suffer up there in first class! 我过来想找点安慰，你却对我撒谎，把我撇在一边跑回来接着享乐，我却只能坐在头等舱煎熬！

Oh, my heart goes out to you. 我好同情你。

Oh, stick it, Kreskin. 去你的吧，克雷斯金(算命大师)。

I'm sitting next to a cheese-eating racist³. 老娘旁边坐着个吃奶酪的种族歧视者。

I'm sorry about your card. 对不起，你的牌被撕了。

Don't be. 不用。

Son of a...All right. 我的...到了。

I'll be back -- pick you up at 6:00. 我六点回来接你。

Now, remember, what did I teach you? 还记得我怎么教你的吗？

Violence solves everything, and don't wind my fist up like Popeye. 暴力能解决一切，还有别像大力水手似的挥拳。

It's not violence. It's self-defense. 不是暴力，是自卫。

You cannot let this kid keep pushing you around. 你不能任他欺负你。

Now, you walk in there like a badass, and you make the best damn lasagna anybody's ever seen. 给我拿出一副恶棍样，走进去做出人所未见的美味千层面。

I appreciate the speech, jay, but I'll handle things my way. 谢谢您的长篇大论，杰，但我会按照我的方式来处理这事。

Kid, one more thing. 孩子，还有一件事。

Don't forget the garlic bread. 别忘了大蒜面包。

Because without that...i- - I get it. 要是没了它... -我懂。

Hey, Delgado. 等等，迪尔加多。

Manny, I'm talking to you. 曼尼，我跟你说话呢。

You want a piece of this? 想要一块这个吗(想打架吗)？

Ow! What was that for? 你这是干嘛？

Looks like I gave you a piece of this. 看来是你被我打了。

What the hell? 你有病啊？

I was just offering you some apple crumble⁴! 我刚问你要不要烤苹果奶酥啊！

What? You were not. 什么？才不是呢。

Yes, I was! I felt bad about teasing you. 我说真的！上次的事我很内疚。

My therapist said I was acting⁵ out because of my parents' divorce, so I was trying to be nice. 我的心理医生说我行为失常是因为父母离婚，所以我想跟你和解。

I'm so sorry. I didn't know! 对不起，我不知道！

Good shot, kid! 打得好！

That'll teach you who to pick on, you punk -- 现在知道别招惹谁了吧，小赤佬...

Not my boy! 离他远点！

He learned how to punch from the best. 他的拳法可是跟高手学的。

His parents are getting divorced, and he made me that dessert as an apology. 他父母要离婚了，他做了那些甜点来道歉。

 

1 rusty   

adj.生锈的；锈色的；荒废了的

参考例句：

• The lock on the door is rusty and won't open.门上的锁锈住了。
• I haven't practiced my French for months and it's getting rusty.几个月不用，我的法语又荒疏了。

2 compassion   

n.同情，怜悯

参考例句：

• He could not help having compassion for the poor creature.他情不自禁地怜悯起那个可怜的人来。
• Her heart was filled with compassion for the motherless children.她对于没有母亲的孩子们充满了怜悯心。

3 racist   

n.种族主义者，种族主义分子

参考例句：

• a series of racist attacks 一连串的种族袭击行为
• His speech presented racist ideas under the guise of nationalism. 他的讲话以民族主义为幌子宣扬种族主义思想。

4 crumble   

vi.碎裂，崩溃；vt.弄碎，摧毁

参考例句：

• Opposition more or less crumbled away.反对势力差不多都瓦解了。
• Even if the seas go dry and rocks crumble,my will will remain firm.纵然海枯石烂，意志永不动摇。

5 acting   

n.演戏，行为，假装；adj.代理的，临时的，演出用的

参考例句：

• Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她，她只是假装的。
• During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代，她的表演生涯黯然失色。