摩登家庭第六季 第196期:两个女人在喷泉里打架

 What do you...- I think I've heard enough. 你要做... -我觉得我听够了。

Lucky for you, I've got time for a couple verses of "Shortnin' bread." 你真走运，我刚好有时间弹一曲《小短面包》。

No, no, no, no, no. 不不不。

No, no, it's in the box. It's leaving the house. 不，它在盒子里，要被丢掉了。

I-I can never hear that awful thing again. 我再也忍受不了那鬼哭狼嚎了。

But you called me "Banjovi." - I know. 可你还叫我班卓琴手呢。-我知道。

I did whatever was necessary to make it stop. 只要能让它停下，我做什么都可以。

Wait. Does that mean you also didn't like my bagpiping¹? 等等，那是说你也不喜欢我吹风笛吗？

Is that why we have Luke? ! 所以我们才有了卢克吗？

It's not. 不是这样的。

Is it? 是这样吗？

Ay, Cam, no dessert for you? 小卡，你不吃甜品吗？

No, none for me. 不吃。

I have to fit into a skintight cat costume tonight because I'm gonna -- 今晚我要穿上紧身猫猫装，因为要去...

Whatever you do behind closed doors is your own business. 你们关上房门做任何事都是你们的自由。

Because I'm singing "Memory" at the faculty² follies³. 因为我要在教职员才艺秀上演唱《回忆》。

It's a fundraiser where the teachers do a little talent show. 为了筹集资金教师们要表演节目。

Ay, maybe I come see you. 要不我去看你演出吧。

I need to find something to watch since I had to give up my soap operas. 我戒掉了肥皂剧，总得找点东西看。

Oh, because you've been neglecting Joe? 因为你一心看剧忽略了乔吗？

No, it's because I asked Jay to stop smoking cigars, and he said that he would quit if I stopped watching the soap operas. 不，因为我让杰戒了雪茄，他说如果我能戒肥皂剧他就戒雪茄。

But it's very hard. 可那太难了。

What's so damn hard? 有什么难的？

It's the same thing every week -- Amnesia⁴, evil twins, two ladies end up fighting in a fountain. 每周播的都是一样的...健忘症，邪恶的双胞胎，最后两个女人在喷泉里打架。

I mean, what is it? Is it some sort of an escape? 有什么好看的？是为了逃脱现实吗？

It's better than blowing smoke in our baby's face. 至少比朝宝宝脸上吐烟好。

Where did he go, anyways? 说到这个，他去哪儿了？

Oh, there's an e-mail from Lily's scout⁵ camp. 莉莉的女童军营发来了邮件。

I hope everything's okay. - She's fine. 希望一切都好。-她很好。

Mitchell's nervous because he's not a camper. 米奇尔很担心，因为他不喜欢露营。

His idea of roughing it is a hotel stay where the cable doesn't get Bravo. 他觉得住的酒店没有电视剧频道就算条件艰苦了。

They should tell you that when you check in. 登记入住时酒店应该告诉客人的。

 

1 bagpiping   

v.风笛( bagpipe的现在分词 )

参考例句：

2 faculty   

n.才能；学院，系；(学院或系的)全体教学人员

参考例句：

• He has a great faculty for learning foreign languages.他有学习外语的天赋。
• He has the faculty of saying the right thing at the right time.他有在恰当的时候说恰当的话的才智。

3 follies   

罪恶，时事讽刺剧； 愚蠢，蠢笨，愚蠢的行为、思想或做法( folly的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• He has given up youthful follies. 他不再做年轻人的荒唐事了。
• The writings of Swift mocked the follies of his age. 斯威夫特的作品嘲弄了他那个时代的愚人。

4 amnesia   

n.健忘症，健忘

参考例句：

• People suffering from amnesia don't forget their general knowledge of objects.患健忘症的人不会忘记关于物体的一些基本知识。
• Chinese medicine experts developed a way to treat amnesia using marine materials.中国医学专家研制出用海洋物质治疗遗忘症的方法。

5 scout   

n.童子军，侦察员；v.侦察，搜索

参考例句：

• He was mistaken for an enemy scout and badly wounded.他被误认为是敌人的侦察兵，受了重伤。
• The scout made a stealthy approach to the enemy position.侦察兵偷偷地靠近敌军阵地。