摩登家庭第六季 第225期:必须基佬才能参赛

 Oh, don't you just love it -- the crash of the pins, the smell of the rental-shoe spray? 这真讨喜啊，木瓶倒地的声音，出租鞋喷雾的味道？

Yeah, it does kind of get the blood going. 让我热血沸腾。

Oh, one small detail -- 一个小细节...

This is an all-gay bowling¹ league, so I told everyone you're all gay. 这是基佬保龄球联赛，所以我跟大家说你是基佬。

What? 什么？

You have to be gay to play. Let's go meet the guys. 你必须是基佬才能参赛。我们去跟大家见面吧。

Forget it. Not doing it. 算了，我不来了。

Jay, we need you. 杰，我们需要你。

No one's gonna believe I'm gay. 没人会信我是基佬的。

Oh, why, because you're not flouncy enough? Jay, that's offensive. 为什么，因为你举止不够傲娇吗？杰，那很冒犯。

There's all kinds of gays. You've got your broadway gays, your gym gays, your twinks, your bears, your otters², your "Hey, girl" Gays. 这世上有各种各样的基佬。百老汇基佬，健身房基佬，小鲜肉基佬，熊基佬，水獭基佬，"妞儿好啊"类型的基佬。

You've got your pups, your cubs⁴, your chubs. And most prominently, you've got your average-joes-who-you-would never-know-are-gay gays. 小狗基佬，幼兽基佬，白鲑基佬。最重要的是，有你这种"绝对看不出来是基佬"类型的基佬。

What the hell is an otter³? 水獭基佬是什么啊？

Lane 20. White pants. 20号赛道穿白裤子的。

Look, you don't have to do anything differently. 你没必要改变自己的行为。

Just...be yourself. You're gay enough. 做自己就好，你就很基佬了。

Hello, Cameron. I thought I smelled failure and cheap hair spray. 好啊，卡梅隆。我就觉得闻到了失败和廉价发胶的味道。

Oh, hello, Martin. You're looking unwell. 好啊，马丁，你看起来不怎么舒服。

Could you do that thing you did last year where you lose and then you try and throw a chair  你能不能重复一下去年做过的事，那时候你输了想扔一把椅子

but not realize it's bolted down and wrench⁵ your back and then curse at me while I wave a trophy⁶ in your big, red face, could you? 但你没发现那把椅子是固定住的结果扭伤了背，你还咒骂我而我对着你肥肥的红脸晃动着奖杯？

Oh, boy, look at you. You're all worked up. It must have been a tough day assistant-managing that Jo-ann Fabrics⁷. 瞧瞧你，你好激动。帮乔安服装公司做管理助理一定很累吧。

It's a Michael's, and you know it, you son of a bitch! 是迈克尔服装店，你知道的，混蛋！

Fine. I'll do it. I don't like that guy. 好吧，我会参加，我不喜欢那个人。

But what happens if somebody I know comes in here and thinks I'm living a secret life? 但是如果我认识的人走了进来觉得我过着秘密生活怎么办？

Jay, trust me, if someone you know comes in here tonight, they're living a secret life. 杰，相信我，如果今晚有你认识的人走了进来，那他们才过着秘密生活。

You make a point. - Okay, let's meet the guys. Guys! 有道理。-跟大家见见面吧。各位！

Hey! I am in the best mood. My Uber driver looked just like Adam Driver. You guys ready to party? 我心情超好。我的Uber司机长得酷似亚当·德利弗。你们准备好狂欢了吗？

Yeah, let's go! - Where? 是的，出发！-去哪？

Out. Let's do this. 出去，我们走吧。

It's 8:30. The doors don't even open for another hour. 才八点半，夜店再过一个小时才开门。

Well, then, what are you doing here? 那你来干什么？

Pregame! 热身！

Mojitos and Cosmos⁸ -- the drinks of your peoples. 莫吉托和四海为家鸡尾酒...你们两个种族的标志性酒水。

All right, let's get crazy. I'll uncover the cheese. 好吧，我们来狂欢。我来拿奶酪。

So, we'll meet my friends outside the club at like 10:30. 我们十点半在夜店外和我的朋友们见面。

10:30? 十点半吗？

Yeah, the band doesn't go on until midnight. 是啊，乐队半夜才开始演出。

Midnight? 半夜？

 

1 bowling   

n.保龄球运动

参考例句：

• Bowling is a popular sport with young and old.保龄球是老少都爱的运动。
• Which sport do you 1ike most,golf or bowling?你最喜欢什么运动，高尔夫还是保龄球？

2 otters   

n.（水）獭( otter的名词复数 )；獭皮

参考例句：

• An attempt is being made to entice otters back to the river. 人们正试图把水獭引诱回河里去。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Otters are believed to have been on Earth for 90 million years. 水獭被认为存活在地球上已经9千多万年。 来自互联网

3 otter   

n.水獭

参考例句：

• The economists say the competition otter to the brink of extinction.经济学家们说，竞争把海獭推到了灭绝的边缘。
• She collared my black wool coat with otter pelts.她把我的黑呢上衣镶上了水獭领。

4 cubs   

n.幼小的兽，不懂规矩的年轻人( cub的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• a lioness guarding her cubs 守护幼崽的母狮
• Lion cubs depend on their mother to feed them. 狮子的幼仔依靠母狮喂养。 来自《简明英汉词典》

5 wrench   

v.猛拧；挣脱；使扭伤；n.扳手；痛苦，难受

参考例句：

• He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
• It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。

6 trophy   

n.优胜旗，奖品，奖杯，战胜品，纪念品

参考例句：

• The cup is a cherished trophy of the company.那只奖杯是该公司很珍惜的奖品。
• He hung the lion's head as a trophy.他把那狮子头挂起来作为狩猎纪念品。

7 fabrics   

织物( fabric的名词复数 )； 布； 构造； （建筑物的）结构（如墙、地面、屋顶）：质地

参考例句：

• cotton fabrics and synthetics 棉织物与合成织物
• The fabrics are merchandised through a network of dealers. 通过经销网点销售纺织品。

8 cosmos   

n.宇宙；秩序，和谐

参考例句：

• Our world is but a small part of the cosmos.我们的世界仅仅是宇宙的一小部分而已。
• Is there any other intelligent life elsewhere in the cosmos?在宇宙的其他星球上还存在别的有智慧的生物吗？