欧美人文风情第147篇:你以为这是玩笑?

 I'm not saying Jessica's a whore, but if she were a video game, she'd be rated E for everyone. 我不是说洁西卡是个荡妇，但假如她是款游戏，她会是人人都适合玩的 E 级。

Guys, Eric isn't gay. He just prefers the company of men...in his mouth. 大家，艾瑞克不是同性恋。他只是比较喜欢男人的陪伴...在他嘴里。

Hey, Tiffany, which corner store, nail salon¹, or dry cleaner do your parents own? 嘿，蒂芬妮，哪间街头小店、美甲沙龙还是干洗店是你爸妈开的啊？

Allan's voice is so annoying it makes me wish I was deaf. 艾伦的声音烦到让我希望自己是聋子。

Hey, Devon. Nice tits. 嘿，戴文。不错的奶子。

Holly² has a face that only diabetes³ could love. 荷莉有张只有糖尿病患才有办法喜欢的脸。

Is it racist⁴ if I don't like black people because of how much I hate Sierra? 如果我因为太讨厌席亚拉而不喜欢黑人，这样算有种族歧视吗？

You're a huge loser. 你是个失败者。

Ethan, are your parents brother and sister? Because your face looks retarded⁵. 伊森，你爸妈是兄妹吗？因为你的脸看起来很低能。

No one likes you. Do everyone a favor. Just kill yourself. 没人喜欢你。帮大家一个忙。杀了你自己吧。

 

1 salon   

n.[法]沙龙；客厅；营业性的高级服务室

参考例句：

• Do you go to the hairdresser or beauty salon more than twice a week?你每周去美容院或美容沙龙多过两次吗？
• You can hear a lot of dirt at a salon.你在沙龙上会听到很多流言蜚语。

2 holly   

n.[植]冬青属灌木

参考例句：

• I recently acquired some wood from a holly tree.最近我从一棵冬青树上弄了些木料。
• People often decorate their houses with holly at Christmas.人们总是在圣诞节时用冬青来装饰房屋。

3 diabetes   

n.糖尿病

参考例句：

• In case of diabetes, physicians advise against the use of sugar.对于糖尿病患者，医生告诫他们不要吃糖。
• Diabetes is caused by a fault in the insulin production of the body.糖尿病是由体內胰岛素分泌失调引起的。

4 racist   

n.种族主义者，种族主义分子

参考例句：

• a series of racist attacks 一连串的种族袭击行为
• His speech presented racist ideas under the guise of nationalism. 他的讲话以民族主义为幌子宣扬种族主义思想。

5 retarded   

a.智力迟钝的，智力发育迟缓的

参考例句：

• The progression of the disease can be retarded by early surgery. 早期手术可以抑制病情的发展。
• He was so slow that many thought him mentally retarded. 他迟钝得很，许多人以为他智力低下。