英语小达人 350 Basic Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats猫的基本行为准则1. CHAIRS AND RUGS1. 关于椅子和地毯If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. 如果要呕吐，迅速跳到一把椅子上。 If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. 如果来不
英语小达人 351 Cat Heaven
Cat Heaven猫的天堂One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. 一天，一只猫自然死亡，来到了天堂。 Greeting him the Lord says, You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortab
英语小达人 352 Is the Cat There?
Is the Cat There? 猫在那儿吗？ A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. 一个人无比痛恨他妻子的猫，他决定把它处理掉。于是
英语小达人 353 Fly and Cat
Fly and Cat苍蝇和猫One warm spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. 一个暖洋洋的春日里，一条鱼正在湖面下一英尺处游着，它看到了一只
英语小达人 354 Blind Benny
Blind Benny瞎本尼An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. 一个外地人在乡村公路上开车时不小心开到了路边的沟渠
英语小达人 355 Race Records
Race Records赛跑记录Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. 几匹赛马在马厩里，其中一匹开始吹嘘自己的赛绩。 In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!在过去的15场马赛中，
英语小达人 356 Two Bats
Two Bats两只蝙蝠Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, Lets fly out of the cave and get some blood.两只吸血蝙蝠在半夜醒来，想要喝血。一只蝙蝠说：我们飞到洞外去找些血喝。
英语小达人 357 Poor Baby Turtle
Poor Baby Turtle可怜的小乌龟Deep within a forest, a baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. 森林深处，一只小乌龟站在一棵大树脚下。它深深地叹了一口气，开始往上
英语小达人 358 King of the Jungle
King of the Jungle森林之王A lion woke up one morning in the jungle. 丛林里一只狮子在早上醒来。 He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?他走出去，逼住一只小猴子吼道：谁是
英语小达人 359 If You Are Warm and Happy
If You Are Warm and Happy如果你温暖而快乐Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. 从前，一只不守常规的麻雀决定冬天的时候不飞去南方。 He said, I've had enough of
英语小达人 360 A Turkey's Tragety
A Turkey's Tragety火鸡的悲剧Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.一只火鸡在和一头公牛聊天时叹着气说道：我想飞到那棵树顶上去
英语小达人 361 Duck Who Loves Grapes
Duck Who Loves Grapes爱吃葡萄的鸭子A duck walks into a convenience store on Wednesday afternoon. He asks the storeowner if they have any grapes for sale. 星期三的下午，一只鸭子走进一间便利店。它问店主有没有葡萄卖。
英语小达人 362 Poor Snake
Poor Snake可怜的蛇An old snake goes to see his doctor. 一只上了年纪的蛇去看医生。 Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days.医生，我该配副眼镜了，这段日子以来我一直看不清东西。 T
英语小达人 363 Christian Bear
Christian Bear基督徒熊One day this preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. 一天，牧师决定不去教堂而去打猎。 When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while all of a sudden he tr
英语小达人 364 Two Cockroaches
Two Cockroaches两只蟑螂Two cockroaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. 两只蟑螂正在一条胡同里的垃圾堆上大吃特吃，一只开始谈论一家新开张的餐厅。 I was i
