英语悠选脱口秀 第113期:愚人节整蛊宝典

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Prank¹-愚人节整蛊宝典

Today's key word is Prank

Prank P-r-a-n-k

恶作剧 开玩笑

A prank is a trick(骗局) played on someone, generally causing the victim（受害者） to experience embarrassment（尴尬）, confusion（困惑） or discomfort（不舒服）.

Here is an example:

My brother shook up my coke, as a prank.

我哥哥恶作剧，把我的可乐给摇了又摇。

上次我们说了前辈留下来的恶作剧-长在树上的意大利面，这个虽然很经典 但却不能再拿来用了，今天我们就来说说那些 简单 可行 易操作 又搞笑的愚人节恶作剧。

1. Insect lamps

虫子台灯。First of all, you need to know how to cut out the shape of an insect with a piece of paper. Then, stick the paper insect on the inside of your roommate's lamp when she or he is sleeping.然后，你就静静的等着听她开灯那一刹那的尖叫吧。But to use this trick, you need to make sure your victim 不是一条汉子。不然，她看到虫子一掌拍过去，白瞎一盏台灯了。

2. Mouse prank

这个超简单。When your friend is going to use their computer, stick a piece of paper underneath² the mouse. 用一张纸条贴住鼠标底下的灯。So when your friend wants to use the mouse sometime, 嘿嘿嘿~~~

3. Paint soap with clear nail polish and leave it in the shower

If you friend is really into using soap, congratulations! You can use this prank on him. Just borrow a clear nail polish, I bet³ every girl has one. And paint your friend's soap with it. Wait for a minute until it dry. Then put it back. Your friend will be so confused!

4. Stick doll eyes on the food in your refrigerator冰箱.

大家应该都见过或者玩过一种娃娃，他们眼睛是塑料的，里面有个小黑球可以一动一动的。You can buy some of the eyes on taobao, and stick them on the food in your refrigerator. When your friend opens the refrigerator in the night, he will totally freak out.

5. The old toothpaste-in-the-Oreos prank.

Replace the cream in the Oreos with your toothpaste. 什么口味的牙膏都可以哦。这个经典的招数，简直百试百灵。

6.The old "plastic wrap the toilet" trick.

This is really simple.用保鲜膜把马桶口包起来就ok了，然后，you just image how will your friend react after feeling the plastic film.哈哈哈

BUT BUT友情提示，You need to be extra careful when you planning to do pranks⁴ on your friends. Some people hate pranks. So if you play pranks on them, there is a big chance they will no longer be your friend. Or you guys might fight... Then you need to make sure that you are strong enough...所以，开玩笑要谨慎哦。

1 prank   

n.开玩笑，恶作剧；v.装饰；打扮；炫耀自己

参考例句：

• It was thought that the fire alarm had been set off as a prank.人们认为火警报警器响是个恶作剧。
• The dean was ranking the boys for pulling the prank.系主任正在惩罚那些恶作剧的男学生。

2 underneath   

adj.在...下面，在...底下；adv.在下面

参考例句：

• Working underneath the car is always a messy job.在汽车底下工作是件脏活。
• She wore a coat with a dress underneath.她穿着一件大衣，里面套着一条连衣裙。

3 bet   

v.打赌，以(与)...打赌；n.赌注，赌金；打赌

参考例句：

• I bet you can't do this puzzle.我敢说，你解决不了这个难题。
• I offered to bet with him.我提出与他打赌。

4 pranks   

n.玩笑，恶作剧( prank的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Frank's errancy consisted mostly of pranks. 法兰克错在老喜欢恶作剧。 来自辞典例句
• He always leads in pranks and capers. 他老是带头胡闹和开玩笑。 来自辞典例句