Coffee break

    Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
    The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered.""I think librarians are the easiest," said the second. "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically¹."The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded.""You're all wrong," said, the fourth. "Lawyers are easiest. They're heartless, spineless(没有脊椎的）, gutless（没有肠子的） and their heads and asses² are interchangeable."

1 alphabetically   

adv.照字母顺序排列地

参考例句：

• I've arranged the books alphabetically so don't muddle them up. 我已按字母顺序把这些书整理了，千万不要再弄乱。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• They are all filed alphabetically under author. 这些都是按照作者姓名的字母顺序归档的。 来自辞典例句

2 asses   

n. 驴，愚蠢的人，臀部 adv. (常用作后置)用于贬损或骂人

参考例句：

• Sometimes I got to kick asses to make this place run right. 有时我为了把这个地方搞得像个样子，也不得不踢踢别人的屁股。 来自教父部分
• Those were wild asses maybe, or zebras flying around in herds. 那些也许是野驴或斑马在成群地奔跑。