"你很蠢"的种种幽默表达

 　　★Marry is so stupid, she stole free pudding.

　　玛丽太蠢了，偷免费的布丁。

　　★He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable¹ to sleep with a married woman.

　　他从不跟妻子一起睡。他说跟一个已婚女人睡是不光彩的事。

　　★She couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.

　　我让她猜两次，她还是猜不出电梯去哪个方向。

　　★He has no equal in debate. Everyone else is better.

　　在辩论中他没有对手。所有其它人都比他厉害。

　　★If i need a brain transplant², I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

　　如果我需要移植大脑，就选你的，因为我想要一个从没用过的脑。

　　★When she want to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

　　她本要坐44路车的，但她坐了两次22路来代替。

　　★He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

　　他给我发的传真上竟然贴着邮票。

　　★Mike is so stupid, he thinks the Internet is used to catch fish with.

　　迈克太蠢了，他认为因特网是用来捕鱼的。

　　★He asked me, " what's the number for 911? "

　　她问我：“911我电话号码是多少？”

　　★I would ask you how old you are, but i know you can't count that high.

　　我想问你多大了，但我知道你数不到那么大的数。

　　★Can you take off your hat？I want to give an example of concrete³.

　　可以把你的帽子摘下来吗？我想借你来举一个混凝土的例子，用你的头举例子。

1 honorable   

adj.光荣的，荣誉的；可敬的，高尚的

参考例句：

• I don't think I am worthy of such an honorable title.这样的光荣称号，我可担当不起。
• These businessmen are both competitive and honorable.这些商人既有竞争性又很诚实。

2 transplant   

n.移植的器官或植物；v.使迁移，使移居

参考例句：

• Some plants do not transplant well.有些植物不宜移植。
• Several of the patients had received kidney transplant.病人中有几位已接受了肾移植手术。

3 concrete   

adj.具体的，有形的；n.混凝土 ；v.用混凝土修筑，浇混凝土，凝结

参考例句：

• Could you give us a concrete case?你能不能给我们举个具体事例？
• We should make a concrete analysis of each specific question.对于每个具体问题要进行具体分析。