"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?"

"no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."

“服务员，”用餐者不耐烦地叫道，“我必须整晚坐在这儿挨饿吗？”

“不，先生，我们9点关门。”

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