[00:07.50]But I can't wait until then. 但我都等不及了

 

　　[00:23.10]Jimmy crack corn! 不管三七二十一啦

 

　　[00:32.82]Close it, bitch! 关上，王八蛋！

 

　　[00:38.70]There's a lock on the door for a reason, junior. 嘿，门上有锁是给你用的！

 

　　[00:40.98](Boy) I'm claustrophobic, okay? 我有自闭恐怖症，OK？

 

　　[00:42.50]No. 没有

 

　　[00:43.30]Do we have a problem? 有什么问题吗?

 

　　[00:43.50]No problem. We're just waiting. 没问题，我们就是等着呢

 

　　[00:46.46]Mm-hmm.

 

　　[00:56.22]Mexican food. 墨西哥食物

 

　　[01:00.58]That's an oxymoron. 好吃，但爱闹肚子

 

　　[01:08.26]Sweet Lord. Where does that come from? 我靠，真臭啊！

 

　　[01:09.14]- Let's just wait. - Oh, my gosh. 再等等吧，臭死了！

 

　　[01:12.98](Stewardess) The captain is anticipating turbulence... 机长提示，前方有湍流

 

　　[01:13.18]and has turned on the frasten seat belt sign. 指示灯已亮

 

　　[01:15.06]Kindly return to your seats. 请回到座位，并系好保险带

 

　　[01:17.46]Okay. 好

 

　　[01:20.54]Breathe through your mouth. Breathe through your mouth. 用嘴呼吸，鼻子憋住

 

　　[01:22.22]Breathe through your mouth. Just do it. Just do it. 用嘴呼吸，来吧，干吧

 

　　[01:23.02]No. 不行

 

　　[01:30.42]Hurry up. 快！

 

　　[01:37.54]Oh! (Laughing)

 

　　[01:42.90]Shh. 嘘

 

　　[01:45.34]This is gonna work. This is gonna work. 肯定行，来呀

 

　　[01:47.42]Wait. I'm gonna step on... 等等. 让我上

 

　　[01:48.90]Perfect. 好极了

 

　　[01:55.26]Aaah! 啊!

 

　　[01:59.62]What? 怎么了?

 

　　[02:01.02]The crapper's got my foot. 我的脚被马桶卡住了

 

　　[02:03.70]Oh. Okay, wait. Let me help. Okay. 哦.来,等一下我来帮你.OK

 

　　[02:05.38]Okay. One, two, three. 一, 二, 三

 

　　[02:13.34]Return to your seats, please. 请马上回到座位上去

 

　　[02:14.42]Be right out. 马上就好

 

　　[02:16.90]Okay. Okay, ready? OKOK，准备

 

　　[02:17.14]Okay. One, two, three. 一, 二, 三

 

　　[02:20.66]Return to your seats now, please. 请马上回座位去

 

　　[02:25.06]Beat it, stew! 管不着，傻大姐!

 

　　[02:27.66]Return... 还给你

 

　　[02:34.74]Playtime is over, children. 时间到，别玩了孩子们

 

　　[02:36.18]Stop. 立刻停止

 

　　[02:37.58]Go to your seats.! Do you hear me? 回座位去!听见了没有?

 

　　[02:39.90](Tom) Let's flush it. 我们冲

 

　　[02:41.46](Sarah) You flush. I'll pull. 你冲. 我来

 

　　[02:43.86]I can't get it out. 拉不出来

 

　　[02:45.86]The captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign! 机长已经将安全带指示灯打开了!

 

　　[02:48.50]Wait, wait, wait. Count of three. Ready? 等一下,数三下，好了吗?

 

　　[02:52.94](Both) One, two, three. 一, 二, 三

 

　　[02:54.10]Ow! Aaah! 哦! 啊!

 

　　[03:00.66](Man On P.A. Speaking French)

 

　　[03:02.62]Well, there's something we can tell the grandchildren about. 我们将来就把这个故事讲给咱们的孙子们听

 

　　[03:05.10]Great story for the kids. 好故事

 

　　[03:14.06]How you doin' there, chief? 你好,长官?(法语）

 

　　[03:14.74]Hey, can we get the, uh, le car for le zak? 嗨，乌拉哇啦先生订的车

 

　　[03:20.66]Bonjour. Ah, les reservations sont pour Leezak. 你好，理查克先生订的车（法语）

 

　　[03:23.02]Ah, oui, mademoiselle. 噢，好，小姐

 

　　[03:26.78]You never told me you spoke French. 你从没告诉我你会说法语

 

　　[03:28.62]It was that summer abroad. 就是那次暑假

 

　　[03:29.58]I backpacked to Europe. 来欧洲自助旅行

 

　　[03:31.50]Ah, here we are, uh, for Mr. And Mrs. Leezak. 啊，签在这里，理查克先生和太太

 

　　[03:33.54]Uh, must be some mistake, non? 嗯，这么称呼是不是有错误？

 

　　[03:37.42]No, no mistake. Mister and missus. 没错，就是先生和夫人

 

　　[03:41.42]What the hell? 怎么啦？

 

　　[03:42.98]These sports scores are two days old. 这些比赛分数都是两天前的

 

　　[03:44.02]- So? - So, you know perfectly well... 那又怎么样？ 你应该知道

 

　　[03:47.70]if I don't have an up-to-date sports section to work with... 如果我不能看到最新的体育报道

 

　　[03:51.06]it throws off my whole day, startin' with my morning dump. 我一天都没法过好

 

　　[03:52.46]Honey, there's gonna be satellite TV in the hotel. 亲爱的，酒店里有卫星电视

 

　　[03:55.70]Oh. 哦.

 

　　[03:58.70]Voila. 哇啦－

 

　　[03:59.50]Ah. I wonder what kind of wheels we got? 噢，让我们看看是个什么车子

 

　　[04:05.46](Tom) I'm telling you. This is not the car. 我告诉你，这不是我订的车

 

　　[04:06.58]I specifically ordered a compact. 我订车的时候非常严格的要了一辆“小型”车

 

　　[04:10.22](Tom) No, this is a Ringling Bros. Compact. 不对，这是马戏团的猴车

 

　　[04:12.22]I've owned Tonka trucks bigger than this car. 我的玩具车比这个都大

 

　　[04:14.74]I mean, honey, I looked at the brochure... 我的意思是，我读过假日指南

 

　　[04:17.58]and there was a Fiesta on the cover... 那封面上是一个大大的车

 

　　[04:20.98]not a Bingo. 绝对没有这么小

 

　　[04:21.66]Aw, baby needs a great big car... 噢，宝宝开心需要

 

　　[04:24.62]to make him happy. 一辆又大又快的车

 

　　[04:27.86]Uh, well, we could really use the Dodge about now. 唉，要是我那辆道奇在这就好了

 

　　[04:29.42](Manly Voice) "Oh, we could really... “唉，要是我那辆道奇在这就好了”

 

　　[04:30.70]use the Dodge about now."

 

　　[04:34.82]What was that? 你什么意思？

 

　　[04:35.86]You just sound so "Uh-merican." 你的美国腔挺起来特别逗

 

　　[04:38.06]"Oh, we could really use the Dodge about now, mmm. “唉，要是我那辆道奇在这就好了”

 

　　[04:42.06]"While I'm makin' a doody... 啊，我要蹲坑了，

 

　　[04:43.34]"and a beer with that? 外带一瓶啤酒吗？

 

　　[04:44.14]"can you hand me my sports section... 你能把报纸体育部分递给我

 

　　[04:44.34]Thank you very much, ma'am." 非常谢谢，女士

 

　　[04:47.54]Are you mocking me? 你在取笑我？

 

　　[04:48.70]No, baby. Just floor it. 没有啦，宝贝，将油门踩到底呀

 

　　[04:53.06]I am flooring it. If I pushed any harder... 我当然踩到底了

 

　　[04:56.54]my foot would blow through the floor... 再踩，就踩穿了！

 

　　[04:58.66]and we'd be Flintstoning our asses there. 到那时，我们的车就成了石器时代的怪物了

 

　　[04:59.42]Ooh! Whoa, whoa! Turn here! 哦! 啊，在这转弯!

 

　　[05:09.30](Tom) You okay? 你没事吧？

 

　　[05:10.30]- Yeah, you? - Yeah. 还好，你呢？ 没事

 

　　[05:17.42]If you would've told me about the turn... 如果你早跟我说拐弯...

 

　　[05:18.34]maybe before we passed it...

 

　　[05:19.70]I wouldn't have had to pull such a NASCAR evasive maneuver. 我就不用象开赛车一样猛甩了

 

　　[05:22.30]I was busy looking at the map. Somebody had to navigate. 我看地图来着，总要有人带路吧？

 

　　[05:31.26]Listen to us. 我们俩听起来

 

　　[05:34.22]We sound like an old married couple. 就像老夫妇吵架似的

 

　　[05:37.70]Never again. 保证以后再也不会了

 

　　[05:47.86]Just for the record... 不过刚才我们差点送了命

 

　　[05:50.42]why did I almost get us killed back there?

 

　　[05:52.86]Because that's our hotel. 那是我们的饭店

 

　　[05:57.42]It looks like a castle. 看上去像一座城堡

 

　　[05:57.82](Whispers) It is a castle. 它就是一座城堡

 

　　[05:58.26]And that's precisely why it looks like one. 也就是为什么城堡这个样子

 

　　[06:02.66]Mmm. Let's go. 走吧

 

　　[06:03.98]Okay. Hee hee. 好，呵呵

 

　　[06:21.34](Both) Oh. 哦.

 

　　[06:27.02]This is the most beautiful thing... 这是我所见过...

 

　　[06:27.70]I've ever seen. 最美的风景

 

　　[06:31.98]Let's go. 来吧

 

　　[06:48.46]Look, baby, look. 看，宝贝，看

 

　　[06:50.78]It comes with free nuns. 免费看修女

 

　　[06:52.54]- Bonjour. - Bonjour. - 你好（法语） - 你好

 

　　[06:53.34]- Bonjour. - Bonjour. - 谢谢（法语） - 谢谢

 

　　[06:54.58]- Merci. - Merci.

 

　　[06:55.62]- Bonjour. - Bonjour.

 

　　[06:57.14]- Bonjour. - Bonjour. 谢谢

 

　　[06:58.14](Both) Merci.

 

　　[07:00.94]Ah, bonjour. Merci. 啊, 你好. 谢谢.

 

　　[07:05.38]Bonjour. Merci. 你好. 谢谢.

 

　　[07:07.58]Bonjour. Merci. 你好. 谢谢.

 

　　[07:10.46]Bonjour. Merci. 你好. 谢谢.

 

　　[07:15.46]Oui. 好.

 

　　[07:15.54]I am Henri Margeaux. 我是亨利-玛何克弗

 

　　[07:16.46]Welcome to Hotel DuReve. 欢迎光临杜雷夫酒店.

 

　　[07:18.30]Nous sommes Sarah et Tom Leezak. 我们是莎拉和汤姆－理查克

 

　　[07:20.90]- Leezak, non? - Oui. - 是吗？不可能 - 当然了

 

　　[07:21.50]Oui. 就是啊

 

　　[07:22.50](Henri) Non. 不可能.

 

　　[07:23.22]The honeymooners? 来渡蜜月的那对？

 

　　[07:23.50]- Oui. - Oui. Why? - 真的 - 真的，为什么?

 

　　[07:26.26]It's so fresh and young to have marriage, no? 你们如此年轻亮丽就结婚了，不会吧？

 

　　[07:30.26]No. We're married. 真的，我们已经结婚了.

 

　　[07:34.42]I almost forget. 啊，我差点忘了.

 

　　[07:35.62]Ooh, presents. 哦，礼物.

 

　　[07:36.62]"Congratulations! "恭喜!

 

　　[07:40.26]"Have a wonderful honeymoon. "祝蜜月旅行愉快.

 

　　[07:41.26]Peter." 彼得."

 

　　[07:41.38]"Love... "爱你们的...

 

　　[07:44.66]That's a platonic love. 柏拉图式的恋爱

 

　　[07:49.66]Forget about Peter. 别理那个彼得

 

　　[07:50.10]Here, please enjoy. 送给您吧

 

　　[07:54.90]Room, haut, upstairs. 您们的套房，在楼上.

 

　　[08:00.66]Oh! (Laughs)

 

　　[08:01.34]Bonjour.!

 

　　[08:02.34]Merci.!

 

　　[08:09.90]Tell me this isn't your fantasy.

 

　　[08:10.42]Aw! 梦想的是不是就是这样？

 

　　[08:13.38]- (Laughs) - Ah!

 

　　[08:15.86]Good. 'Cause we're paying out the ass for it. 不错，尤其是这么贵的房间，我们把老本都搭上了

 

　　[08:16.46]It's better than my fantasy. 比梦想的还要好.

 

　　[08:20.02]Honey, just for the record... 亲爱的,

 

　　[08:21.74]when you talk about money... 当你谈钱的时候

 

　　[08:24.34]especially in reference to it coming out of your heinie... 尤其是吐出“屁股”（Ass）这个词...

 

　　[08:25.50]it sort of kills the romance of the moment. 太煞风景，我都没情绪了

 

　　[08:28.22](Tom) Right. Sorry. 哦，对不起.

 

　　[08:29.70](Clears Throat)

 

　　[08:31.54]Now fight your deep urge to be cheap... 现在，先别想简朴省钱，

 

　　[08:37.02]and give the bellboy a large tip. 多给服务生些小费。

 

　　[08:38.54]Hey. 你们提供卫星电视吗？

 

　　[08:41.02]Do you guys, uh, provide satellite TV?

 

　　[08:43.70]TV in bar. 电视在酒吧.

 

　　[08:46.98]TV in bar. 电视在酒吧.

 

　　[08:47.50]So there's no TV in this room? 这房间没有电视吗?

 

　　[08:52.62]Ask him if they have ESPN. 问问他有没有ESPN体育台？

 

　　[09:07.74]He said, "The TV's in the bar." 他说电视在酒吧里

 

　　[09:07.82]Mmm.

 

　　[09:14.98]he wouldn't be concerned with TV. 你还需要电视干什么？

 

　　[09:15.30]He also said that if he were here with me... 他还说，看着我

 

　　[09:20.86]He makes a point. 也有道理

 

　　[09:23.06](Gasps) Oh, I gotta call Mom and Dad. 哦，我先要打个电话给爸妈.

 

　　[09:24.54]Talk about killin' the romance. 还说煞风景呢。

 

　　[09:26.66]I told 'em I'd call. It'll just take a minute. 我说过我会去电话的，马上就好

 

　　[09:32.70]Hi, Mom. It's Peewee. (Giggles) 嗨，妈妈，我是老么

 

　　[09:34.10]Oh, say hi to Pussy for me. 哦，代我向波西问好.

 

　　[09:38.54]Tom says hello. 汤姆向你问好.

 

　　[09:42.98]Yeah. Oh, it's so great. 哦，真是太棒了.

 

　　[09:45.66]Uh-huh.

 

　　[09:46.74]"To Tom and Sarah. "致汤姆和莎拉

 

　　[09:49.70]Enhance thy honeymoon. Love, Kyle." 祝蜜月愉快 - 你们的凯利。"

 

　　[09:51.58]I'll call you later, Mom. Bye. 我待会再给你去电话，妈妈，再见

 

　　[09:58.18]Cheese and rice. Is that a Thunderstick A-200? 天呐！那是雷霆A-200震动器吗?

 

　　[09:59.02]And since when did you become the expert? 你什么时候成了个专家啦？

 

　　[10:00.62]I told you about that night I had in college. 我跟你说了，有一次在大学里...