打工姐妹花第一季 第26期:难吃到爆的寿司

 　　Oh you're back.

　　你回来啦

　　We thought you ran away.

　　我们还以为你逃家了呢

　　Chestnut¹ and I were just about to pick out

　　我和栗宝都准备要去收容所

　　another human from the shelter.

　　再捡个人回来养了

　　I had quite a day.

　　今天倒霉死了

　　8:00 to 10:00... Grind grind pain.

　　八点至十点 磨 磨 疼

　　10:00 to 11:00... Pain pain grind.

　　十点至十一点 疼 疼 磨

　　So I went to the drug store

　　所以我去药店

　　and bought an $8 bite guard

　　买了个八块钱的牙齿保持器

　　which didn't fit my freaky Tim Burton mouth.

　　结果不合我恐怖片般的牙型

　　And when I tried to return it

　　后来我去退货的时候

　　the cashier Rhonda

　　那个收银员 朗达

　　whose nametag said she was happy to help

　　虽然胸牌上写着"乐于服务顾客"

　　but who was neither happy nor helpful

　　结果却凶巴巴的 还百般刁难我

　　said that I couldn't return it

　　她说不能退货

　　because it had already touched my "teef."

　　因为这玩意儿已经接触过我的牙"翅"了

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　For someone whose jaw² is about to unhinge

　　作为一个下巴快掉的人

　　you're sure flapping it a lot.

　　你怎么还不少说点话

　　Why is this rag with my father on it here?

　　为什么这有份写我老爸的小报

　　Don't look at me. Chestnut bought it.

　　瞪我干嘛 是栗宝买的

　　He likes it when I read him his daily horse oscope.

　　他喜欢我给他念每日星"马"座

　　Why is everybody so obsessed³ with the fact that

　　为什么大家都要对他的闭口不谈

　　he hasn't said anything?

　　穷追猛打呢

　　Haven't you ever been at a loss for words?

　　你没有过卡壳并无言以对的时候吗

　　Tampons yes. Words nah.

　　卡棉条有过 卡壳倒不会

　　Well this will make me feel better.

　　来做件让自己好受些的事

　　Whenever I'm in pain I need a treat.

　　每当我痛苦时 我就得享受一下

　　You know whenever you're in pain that is my treat.

　　每当你痛苦时 我都超级享受

　　Sushi! I hope you like crab⁴ roll.

　　寿司 希望你会喜欢蟹卷

　　I never had sushi.

　　我从来没吃过寿司

　　That doesn't even make sense.

　　这根本是是胡扯中的鬼扯

　　No sushi no dentist... Who are you?

　　没吃过寿司 没看过牙 什么人啊这是

　　A poor person.

　　穷人

　　Sushi's lazy.

　　寿司没点技术含量

　　If I come to your restaurant

　　要是我去日本餐厅

　　get up off your ass⁵ and cook the damn fish.

　　一定吼他们去把鱼给我煮熟了

　　I wish we could afford to go to this little sushi place

　　真希望我们能有钱去

　　in Tribeca where my father always took me.

　　我爸以前常带我去的日本小餐馆

　　We had this little joke.

　　每次我们进店里

　　Every time we'd walk in I'd always say...

　　都会开同一个玩笑 我总会说

　　And we would just laugh!

　　然后我们就捧腹大笑

　　So you're not funny in Japanese either.

　　所以你说日语也还是冷场女皇

　　I got this at a corner deli.

　　我在转角的熟食店买的

　　The cashier was Japanese.

　　那个收银员是个日本人

　　She said it was good.

　　她说这个很好吃

　　Oh I'm sure it's great.

　　肯定是真的啊

　　'Cause the disenfranchised immigrant

　　因为无公民权利的移民人士

　　serving the spoiled white girl

　　服务被宠坏的白人女孩时

　　would have no reason to lie.

　　肯定不会骗她

　　Get ready for something heavenly!

　　享受美味到上天堂的感觉吧

　　That's not heaven.

　　难吃到下地狱

　　Spit it out.

　　快吐出来

　　What a disappointment.

　　真是太不济了

　　Your first time.

　　你的第一次就这么毁了

　　Well that's kinda the way it goes with me and first times.

　　我的"第一次"都是这种下场

　　Here clean yourself off.

　　给 把身上擦擦干净

　　That's exactly the way it goes!

　　简直是历史重演 一模一样

1 chestnut   

n.栗树，栗子

参考例句：

• We have a chestnut tree in the bottom of our garden.我们的花园尽头有一棵栗树。
• In summer we had tea outdoors,under the chestnut tree.夏天我们在室外栗树下喝茶。

2 jaw   

n.颚，颌，说教，流言蜚语；v.喋喋不休，教训

参考例句：

• He delivered a right hook to his opponent's jaw.他给了对方下巴一记右钩拳。
• A strong square jaw is a sign of firm character.强健的方下巴是刚毅性格的标志。

3 obsessed   

adj.心神不宁的,鬼迷心窍的,沉迷的

参考例句：

• He's obsessed by computers. 他迷上了电脑。
• The fear of death obsessed him throughout his old life. 他晚年一直受着死亡恐惧的困扰。

4 crab   

n.螃蟹，偏航，脾气乖戾的人，酸苹果；vi.捕蟹，偏航，发牢骚；vt.使偏航，发脾气

参考例句：

• I can't remember when I last had crab.我不记得上次吃蟹是什么时候了。
• The skin on my face felt as hard as a crab's back.我脸上的皮仿佛僵硬了，就象螃蟹的壳似的。

5 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。