艾伦脱口秀18 奥斯卡要被踢出来只因妈妈投了票

 　　Where are you from orginly?Kentucky,Kentucky,and...and how does your mother enjoy your success?

　　你原先来自哪里 肯塔基 你妈妈如何看待你的成功的

　　Oh,she's...she's very hapy,she has more fun than I've.

　　她非常高兴 比我还高兴

　　She called me one time,recently,I just got into the Academy¹,which is really exciting for me,that is exciting for any actor,and then my...

　　最近有次她给我打电话 我那时刚入围奥斯卡 这对我来说非常兴奋 每个演员都会感到兴奋 然后

　　I got a call from my mother,while I was in England.Then she goes...I did something hilarious².

　　我接到了我妈妈的一个电话 当时我在英格兰 接下来她说 我做了件不可思议的事

　　I wa like "what"?she was like "I voted" I was like you voted for what? The oscars.

　　我说“是什么” 她说“我投票了 ” 你投了什么票 奥斯卡

　　and I was like...you voted for the oscars?What do you mean? She was like "the ballot³ came here and I voted."

　　然后我说“你给奥斯卡投了票”？什么意思 她说“弹出了投票 我就投了”

　　Cause she thought like haha...it's hilarious,I'm gonna get kicked out out of the academy.

　　因为她认为 太搞笑了 我要被奥组委踢出来的

　　Alright. Unfortunately,she did it wrong,and mailed,I think she mailed back to herself.

　　好的 不幸的是 她做错了 邮件 我猜邮件打回来了

　　So I gotta to do it again,that's horrible,so she just thought everybody who receives the ballot can vote?

　　所以我又做了一遍 太搞了 她认为每个提名的人都能投票吗

　　Like the People's choices awards just something like...Yeah,I'm one of the people,you have to be in the Academy,yeah.

　　就像人民选择奖那种 我是其中一个 你要出席奥斯卡颁奖礼 是

　　Wow,so did you see who she voted.would you agree who she voted for? Yeah.Ah,no. ok.No,I didn't.

　　哇 你看到她给谁投票了吗 你也觉得投的对吗 是的 哦 没有 好吧 我没看

1 academy   

n.(高等)专科院校；学术社团，协会，研究院

参考例句：

• This is an academy of music.这是一所音乐专科学院。
• I visited Chinese Academy of Sciences yesterday.我昨天去访问了中国科学院。

2 hilarious   

adj.充满笑声的，欢闹的；[反]depressed

参考例句：

• The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后，派对变得更加热闹起来。
• We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停，因为那个节目太搞笑了。

3 ballot   

n.（不记名）投票，投票总数，投票权；vi.投票

参考例句：

• The members have demanded a ballot.会员们要求投票表决。
• The union said they will ballot members on whether to strike.工会称他们将要求会员投票表决是否罢工。