艾伦脱口秀25 艾伦也想要小孩

 　　But she also wants to be a snow princess so she can wear high heels.

　　haven¹还想扮成白雪公主 名正言顺的穿上高跟鞋

　　Either she's getting carried or wearing high heels.

　　又想被抱着不走路又想穿高跟鞋

　　That's like nothing in between. right?

　　这样两者可没啥交集 可不是吗

　　But she's definitely gonna be in a fashion , it seems.

　　但她的装扮肯定会很潮对吧

　　I don't know, I mean I remember when I was... you know.

　　我不知道 还记得以前

　　Halloween back in the day, when i was kid was like anything that my mom had around

　　那时我还小 过万圣节的时候 老妈都用身边现成的东西

　　it was like you're gonna be a hippie and it was like you know a peace sign necklace

　　把我打扮成嬉皮士之类的 脖子上挂个和平标志的项链

　　and like something from the thrift² store like

　　弄些在二手店里淘的装饰品

　　a peace sigh on me cheek like good luck you know.

　　脸上再贴个象征好运的和平标志图案就完事了

　　Not any more. No. It's like fifty dollars minimum. It's big business.

　　现在的小孩不好唬弄了 是不好弄 一身万圣节装扮至少都要50块 这个市场可不小

　　Yeah, it's insane. yeah, for sure.

　　太夸张了 的确

　　I think Max's daughter is gonna be like Katy Perry or something like that.

　　我觉得Max的女儿会扮成KATY PERRY之类的大明星

　　Pretty sure. She's going as a donut.

　　我也觉得 她会扮成甜甜圈啦

　　Nice,nice. is she really? Yeah, sprinkle donut.

　　太可爱了 真的吗 千真万确 还是彩针甜甜圈呢

　　Wow, how did you get her to do that.

　　天哪 你怎么让她扮成甜甜圈

　　She looked through a booklet of halloween costumes

　　她自己看了一本万圣节服装的画册

　　and there was about 400 princess outfits³ and there was one donut.

　　里面有400多套公主装 但是甜甜圈就只有一个

　　And she said ,she said,I'm going be unique.

　　她说她其实想成为独一无二的那个

　　I wanna be the donut. That's amazing, that's amazing.

　　我要变成甜甜圈 太棒了 真的太棒了

　　That's very precious. Now you're both making me want a child.

　　太有爱了 你们说得我都想要个孩子了

　　Just because I... that... you know what,

　　因为我 这样吧

　　you can borrow mine on halloween, yeah, that's a better thing to do.

　　万圣节的时候 我可以把我家闺女借你 这样更好

　　You know what, we have nieces, that's plenty, that's great.

　　我们有几个侄女 已经够了 很好

1 haven   

n.安全的地方，避难所，庇护所

参考例句：

• It's a real haven at the end of a busy working day.忙碌了一整天后，这真是一个安乐窝。
• The school library is a little haven of peace and quiet.学校的图书馆是一个和平且安静的小避风港。

2 thrift   

adj.节约，节俭；n.节俭，节约

参考例句：

• He has the virtues of thrift and hard work.他具备节俭和勤奋的美德。
• His thrift and industry speak well for his future.他的节俭和勤勉预示着他美好的未来。

3 outfits   

n.全套装备( outfit的名词复数 )；一套服装；集体；组织v.装备，配置设备，供给服装( outfit的第三人称单数 )

参考例句：

• He jobbed out the contract to a number of small outfits. 他把承包工程分包给许多小单位。 来自辞典例句
• Some cyclists carry repair outfits because they may have a puncture. 有些骑自行车的人带修理工具，因为他们车胎可能小孔。 来自辞典例句