艾伦脱口秀28 艾伦对爱人说送礼纪要送钻石

 　　Now hold on your pants.

　　惊喜还在后头呢

　　This is the most expensive gift.

　　价格最逆天的礼物闪亮登场了

　　This is 1.85 million dollars.

　　这件大礼价值一百八十五万大刀

　　It is forevermark Ultimate¹ Diamond Collection.

　　它是永恒印记的钻石系列

　　Take a look at this.

　　睁大眼看看

　　This is a... I guess it's a whole bunch² of diamonds.

　　这就是 一大堆钻石啊

　　They say diamonds are forever

　　人们常说钻石很久远

　　which is how long it's gonna take to pay off your credit³ card.

　　同时也意味着卡债还到很久远

　　If you're looking for something slightly more affordable⁴.

　　如果你在寻觅价格稍微亲民一点的

　　This only cost 1.5 million dollars.

　　这价值一百五十万刀

　　This is a 201-inch outdoor television.

　　这是201寸的户外大电视

　　Tt's called the His and Hers Ultimate Outdoor Entainment System.

　　名叫男女户外终极娱乐影音系统

　　I would buy it, I'm gonna wait for the Hers and Hers.

　　我是会买的 不过要等厂家出个女女版的

　　But I'm gonna buy this.

　　这电视我买定了

　　I hope it helps with your shopping.

　　希望以上介绍能对你们购物有所帮助

　　Uh...you know, it probably didn't.

　　额 应该是帮不到的啦

　　So,hey, remember when it comes to buying gifts,

　　有一点请大家一定要记住了

　　it's not about the money that you spent ,it's the thought that you put into it.

　　买礼物价格不是最重要的 关键是用心

　　But,hey,Portia if you're watching,

　　portia如果你在看节目的话 请听着

　　I like the diamonds, those are nice.

　　我超爱钻石的 钻石美呆了

　　It's fun to give gifts,it's fun to get gifts.

　　送礼乐趣十足 收礼也是嗨翻天

　　And I thought what better way to start the Christmas season than...

　　我在想还有什么比送礼为圣诞节开场更好呢

　　becuase I like you already.

　　我可喜欢你们了

　　I can tell, I already like you

　　我点我清楚 你们真是深得我心

　　Hold on. Hold on.

　　淡定 淡定

　　I didn't get you the diamonds, don't think you're getting the diamonds.

　　我又不是要送你们钻石 想都甭想

　　But I do want all of you to come back for 12 days of Giveways.

　　不过我诚邀大家在12日礼物大派送的时候再次来到现场

1 ultimate   

adj.最远的；最后的；终极的；根源的，基本的

参考例句：

• What was his ultimate goal?他的最终目标是什么？
• The sun is the ultimate store of power.太阳是能量之本。

2 bunch   

n.串，束；群，帮

参考例句：

• A bunch of girls was[were] sitting on the grass.一群女孩坐在草地上。
• I received a bunch of flowers yesterday.昨天我收到了一束鲜花。

3 credit   

n.信用，荣誉，贷款，学分；v.归功于，赞颂，信任

参考例句：

• I credit him with a certain amount of sense.我认为他有一定的见识。
• He got the credit,and we did the dirty work.他得荣誉，我们做不讨好的工作。

4 affordable   

adj.支付得起的，不太昂贵的

参考例句：

• The rent for the four-roomed house is affordable.四居室房屋的房租付得起。
• There are few affordable apartments in big cities.在大城市中没有几所公寓是便宜的。