艾伦脱口秀第89期:小时候蠢哭了

 　　Oh yeah  - I didn't know that Yeah, no, we've never swim together  - No 我确实有  -我并不知道 是的 我们从没一起游过泳  -没有

　　but you have  but so but yeah I know when I was five, 但你 我记得 我五岁的时候

　　I was, we had a circular swimming pool that my dad built into the ground, 我爸爸修了个圆形的地下游泳池

　　so it was not the one to climb up into it. 不是那种攀爬式的

　　And I basically was riding my tricycle around the pool, 我在泳池周围骑着脚踏车

　　I just I don't know, I just took a wrong turn,and I went into the pool. 不知道为什么 我转错了方向 掉进了泳池里

　　And I was sort of panic and kind of just sunken and I didn't think let it go. 我当时吓坏了 不断在下沉 我也没想到要松手

　　So you are not a bright child.  - No, I was a very dumb child. 所以你小时候不是很聪明  -对 我小时候蠢哭了

　　It's a shame.But my brother right and dove in and got me out of the pool. 太丢脸了 好在我哥跳进泳池把我救了出来

　　But I have this, it's like a Pavlov in thing when I go under. 我一下水似乎就会有阴影

　　I just, so I had to do There is a scene where I I hold on to all of this weighs. 有一次 一个场景是 我抓住一些重物

　　And I decided¹ I'm gonna try to just off myself. 决定这样自杀

1 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。