艾伦脱口秀第91期:超爱健身

 　　Let's laugh about me falling in the pool with the tricycle. 一块儿笑我骑着三轮车掉进水里吧

　　No, it's so horrible. - I know.It's traumatic. 不 这很糟糕  -我知道 很受伤

　　And you look beautiful at the Golden Globe the other night. 你出席金球奖的那晚真的很漂亮

　　Oh, thanks. It was so fun.I saw you groping Kate Hudson. 谢谢 那晚很开心 我看到你摸了凯特·哈德森的臀部

　　That went everywhere.I know! Well, my gosh, look at that ass¹. 这照片传疯了 我知道 天呐 看看她的美臀

　　Yeah!It's such an irresistible² tush. - You have to. 是啊 简直难以抗拒  -你忍不住

　　My god, and I'm allowed.You know I was watching. Look, I was watching. 天呐 而且她允许我摸的 恩 我看到了 我看到了

　　Wow, Ryan Seacrest tried to touch it too. 瑞安·西克莱斯特也跃跃欲试了

　　I knew that was gonna go everywhere.Yeah, yeah! 我就知道这会火的 是 是

　　I knew that would go ever hots.I think Kate did too. 我就知道这会火 我想凯特也知道

　　Kate actually did say oh that's gonna go everywhere. 凯特说了 说这会火的

　　Yeah!And I didn‘t think that far in advance. 是吧 我当时没想太多

　　Yeah You look great. I mean, I know you,And I know you work out like crazy, 你看起来真的很漂亮 我知道你喜欢健身

　　and Justin works out like crazy.Yeah. - You both love it 贾斯汀也超喜欢健身 是的  -你俩都爱健身

　　We love it. - You love it!We love it! - Look, Justin! 是的  -你们爱健身 超爱健身  -贾斯汀

　　We found a picture of Justin,when you are on your vacation,that somebody took,Look at that. 我们找到了一张贾斯汀的照片 是在你们度假的时候拍的 有人拍到了 瞧瞧

1 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

2 irresistible   

adj.非常诱人的，无法拒绝的，无法抗拒的

参考例句：

• The wheel of history rolls forward with an irresistible force.历史车轮滚滚向前，势不可挡。
• She saw an irresistible skirt in the store window.她看见商店的橱窗里有一条叫人着迷的裙子。