艾伦脱口秀第94期:同性恋

 　　Anyway, Chris is like a dear something to me. 总之 克里斯和我很亲近

　　I don‘t know how to explain it, 我也不知道怎么说

　　a gay man I can rub, I can I can do that with, 可能因为他是同性恋吧

　　Yeah, that makes..  - It makes a differ 对 这样的话  -这样就完全不同了

　　It's differ, I wouldn't do that with a girlfriend. 这是不同的 我就不会和一个女性朋友那样做

　　I will feel weird¹ join in a photograph like that with a girlfriend 和女性朋友拍那样的照片感觉怪怪的

　　What! What are you! what are you talking about! 什么 你在说什么啊

　　the shot we did was amazing.You are so much taller than me. All right. 我们拍的那张就很棒 你比我高很多

　　Why did I get so much taller?How did you get so much taller? 为什么我变高了 你是怎么变高的呢

　　Oh god, you are so calm, I am so happy right there 天哪 你很冷静 我很高兴

　　Just in the corner of your neck.I mean you are just right there. 我就在你的怀抱里 对啊 你在我怀抱里

　　So we are gonna, our birthdays are coming up real soon, 我们的生日快到了

　　our birthdays are pretty close together. 我们俩生日挨得很近

　　We are gonna play a game to celebrate our birthdays after this, 我们来玩一个游戏来庆祝我们的生日 怎么样

　　Oh that’s great - It's gonna be great.I love it!Yes!  We will be back. 那很棒  -很期待 好期待 对 马上回来

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。